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~~**Verix**~~ · 10-30-2006, 10:53 PM

One of my favourite LOST quotes ever, well it's a dialogue but still superb....

Boone: Ha
Locke: Something wrong?
Boone: Star Trek.
Locke: What?
Boone: On Star Trek, ever time the captain and Mr Spock were beamed down there was always some guy with them in a red shirt and he'd always be the one to die!
Locke:.........sounds like a mick poor captain.

Well that's not exact but you get the jist, just hillarious.

1958carol · 10-30-2006, 11:03 PM

"You want your $30 dollars back i want my damn kidney back"

Lost_obsesed_Jade · 10-31-2006, 09:45 AM

I have so many favs from Locke
"No, crazy people don't know they're going crazy, they think they're getting saner" (oh, i must not be crazy then)
"I always got nailled, on the funnybone.... BZZZT"
"What, rip up your garden? No"

Audio Pineapple · 10-31-2006, 10:01 AM

Absolutly got to love this scene:

LOCKE: Henry!

[Locke pulls himself by his arms into the computer room.]

LOCKE: Henry? Anybody here?

[We see the timer at 107.]

LOCKE: Is anybody here? Henry!

[We see Henry approach Locke from behind.]

LOCKE: You came back.

GALE: What, did you think I was going to leave you here? Come on, can you stand?

LOCKE: I don't -- I think so. [Locke stands and leans again a wall] Thank you, Henry. Thank you for not leaving me.

GALE: You're welcome, John.

Audio Pineapple · 11-10-2006, 11:45 PM

And this one:

COOPER: I killed myself off because there are 2 men out there who were going to beat me to it.

LOCKE: What'd you do, steal their livers?

Lost_obsesed_Jade · 11-15-2006, 03:07 PM

Aww, a very sweet scene, and very funny come-back
I like the way he says thingls like
"Who are we to..."
"It's all relative"
His little pearls of wisdom

Jen · 11-17-2006, 11:14 PM

i love it when they don't press the button because he's smashed up the computer, the hatch starts shaking

"i was wrong"

:P lol i love that bit =)

Lost Lewis · 02-21-2007, 10:10 PM

Locke's had some of the best lines in Lost since it started imo. Ever since his first line in Walkabout - We hunt - they've been flooding out! His lines haven't necessarily been funny ones, but he's supplied some of the most memorable, smart and inspirational lines in Lost

I'm surprised this one hasn't been mentioned yet actually. It's always been one of my favies and it's always stuck in my mind. Don't know why. I think it was up there with the most moving moments in Lost.
*when crying on top of the hatch* I've done everything you wanted me to do, so why did you do this to me?!

ryuk · 02-27-2007, 06:09 PM

One of my favorites is

Don't ever tell me what I can't do

Easily confused · 03-14-2007, 03:37 PM

One of my favourite Locke quotes was when he told Kate and Sawyer the story about the time his sister died and a dog turned up six months later and stayed with his foster mother until she died and Kate asked “So, you're saying the dog was your sister?” and Locke replied “Well, that would be silly.”

***E Pluribus Unum*** · 03-14-2007, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verix,October 30, 2006 09:53 pm

One of my favourite LOST quotes ever, well it's a dialogue but still superb....

Boone: Ha
Locke: Something wrong?
Boone: Star Trek.
Locke: What?
Boone: On Star Trek, ever time the captain and Mr Spock were beamed down there was always some guy with them in a red shirt and he'd always be the one to die!
Locke:.........sounds like a mick poor captain.

Well that's not exact but you get the jist, just hillarious.

Am I the only person who's suprised that Locke didn't know about Star Trek?

I love his most recent line:

"Hmm. Well, I've played a lot of computers, and I'm pretty sure they don't know how to cheat.
That's what makes being human so distinctly... wonderful."

Beautiful, yet eerily sinister too.

~~**Verix**~~ · 04-18-2007, 12:56 PM

After ben has told Locke about the 'box on the island'

Ben: What would you say to that?
Locke: I'd say i'd hope that box is big enough for to wish yourself a new sub.

Malion · 04-19-2007, 08:10 PM

His three action figure quotes are (as seen in "quotes" ... wheras, my responses are not in quotes)

"Do you want to know a secret?"

Sure... tell me the secret Locke.

"I've looked into the eye of this island... and what I saw, was beautiful."

You can't look into an island's eye... that's impossible.

"Don't ever tell me what I can't do! EVER!!!"

0_0! Sorry... didn't mean to offend you or anything... don't cut me.
*Turns figure's head around"

10-30-2006, 10:53 PM	#16 (permalink)
~~Verix~~ I Am Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 956	Locke's Best Quotes One of my favourite LOST quotes ever, well it's a dialogue but still superb.... Boone: Ha Locke: Something wrong? Boone: Star Trek. Locke: What? Boone: On Star Trek, ever time the captain and Mr Spock were beamed down there was always some guy with them in a red shirt and he'd always be the one to die! Locke:.........sounds like a mick poor captain. Well that's not exact but you get the jist, just hillarious.

10-30-2006, 11:03 PM	#17 (permalink)
1958carol Jungle Survivalist Survivor Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: manchester Fave Character: Kate Lost Item: Fish Biscuits Posts: 477 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Locke's Best Quotes "You want your $30 dollars back i want my damn kidney back" __________________

10-31-2006, 09:45 AM	#18 (permalink)
Lost_obsesed_Jade Sacrifice the Island demanded Survivor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 661	Locke's Best Quotes I have so many favs from Locke "No, crazy people don't know they're going crazy, they think they're getting saner" (oh, i must not be crazy then) "I always got nailled, on the funnybone.... BZZZT" "What, rip up your garden? No"

10-31-2006, 10:01 AM	#19 (permalink)
Audio Pineapple LuLu's Redemption Survivor Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,189	Locke's Best Quotes Absolutly got to love this scene: LOCKE: Henry! [Locke pulls himself by his arms into the computer room.] LOCKE: Henry? Anybody here? [We see the timer at 107.] LOCKE: Is anybody here? Henry! [We see Henry approach Locke from behind.] LOCKE: You came back. GALE: What, did you think I was going to leave you here? Come on, can you stand? LOCKE: I don't -- I think so. [Locke stands and leans again a wall] Thank you, Henry. Thank you for not leaving me. GALE: You're welcome, John. __________________

11-10-2006, 11:45 PM	#20 (permalink)
Audio Pineapple LuLu's Redemption Survivor Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,189	Locke's Best Quotes And this one: COOPER: I killed myself off because there are 2 men out there who were going to beat me to it. LOCKE: What'd you do, steal their livers? __________________

11-15-2006, 03:07 PM	#21 (permalink)
Lost_obsesed_Jade Sacrifice the Island demanded Survivor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 661	Locke's Best Quotes Aww, a very sweet scene, and very funny come-back I like the way he says thingls like "Who are we to..." "It's all relative" His little pearls of wisdom

11-17-2006, 11:14 PM	#22 (permalink)
Jen "I'm Sorry" Survivor Join Date: Oct 2006 Fave Character: Sawyer Lost Item: Peanut Butter Posts: 4,201	Locke's Best Quotes i love it when they don't press the button because he's smashed up the computer, the hatch starts shaking "i was wrong" :P lol i love that bit =) __________________ =]

02-21-2007, 10:10 PM	#23 (permalink)
Lost Lewis Arzt go BOOM! Survivor Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Birmingham Fave Character: Locke Lost Item: Vincent Posts: 1,228 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Locke's Best Quotes Locke's had some of the best lines in Lost since it started imo. Ever since his first line in Walkabout - We hunt - they've been flooding out! His lines haven't necessarily been funny ones, but he's supplied some of the most memorable, smart and inspirational lines in Lost I'm surprised this one hasn't been mentioned yet actually. It's always been one of my favies and it's always stuck in my mind. Don't know why. I think it was up there with the most moving moments in Lost. when crying on top of the hatch I've done everything you wanted me to do, so why did you do this to me?! __________________ sig created by under blue skies

02-27-2007, 06:09 PM	#24 (permalink)
ryuk The Journey Begins Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3	Locke's Best Quotes One of my favorites is Don't ever tell me what I can't do

03-14-2007, 03:37 PM	#25 (permalink)
Easily confused Film Edits Rule! Survivor Plupon Champion! Tetris Champion! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Jan 2007 Fave Character: Locke Lost Item: Glass Eye Posts: 2,238	Locke's Best Quotes One of my favourite Locke quotes was when he told Kate and Sawyer the story about the time his sister died and a dog turned up six months later and stayed with his foster mother until she died and Kate asked “So, you're saying the dog was your sister?” and Locke replied “Well, that would be silly.” __________________

04-18-2007, 12:56 PM	#27 (permalink)
~~Verix~~ I Am Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 956	RE: Locke's Best Quotes After ben has told Locke about the 'box on the island' Ben: What would you say to that? Locke: I'd say i'd hope that box is big enough for to wish yourself a new sub.

04-19-2007, 08:10 PM	#28 (permalink)
Malion Light em Uup! Survivor Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Into the west. Fave Character: Karl Lost Item: Peanut Butter Posts: 2,634 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	RE: Locke's Best Quotes His three action figure quotes are (as seen in "quotes" ... wheras, my responses are not in quotes) "Do you want to know a secret?" Sure... tell me the secret Locke. "I've looked into the eye of this island... and what I saw, was beautiful." You can't look into an island's eye... that's impossible. "Don't ever tell me what I can't do! EVER!!!" 0_0! Sorry... didn't mean to offend you or anything... don't cut me. *Turns figure's head around" __________________ You either die a hero or you live long enough to be the villan

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