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Miss Austen · 06-18-2008, 09:57 PM

On wanting to go out and find Michael and bring him back to camp.

Jack: You're still on antibiotics

Sawyer: It's lucky I'll be travelling with ma doctor then.

On the same trip, asking if he recognised anything around him from a former trip.

Sawyer: Oh yeah, here's ma favourite leaf - how could I forget that?

lost-lover · 06-18-2008, 10:05 PM

After pulling out a bullet with his fingers
Sawyer: (to Michael): You got a Band Aid?

Miss Austen · 06-19-2008, 12:43 AM

To Charlie after Locke punched Charlie's lights out.

Sawyer: Hell, you even got Locke to hit you - that's like Ghandi beating his kids!

***monster-eats-pilot*** · 06-19-2008, 01:04 AM

I love the my favourite leaf one.
Gonna have to find some good 'uns

Miss Austen · 06-19-2008, 02:11 PM

To Locke when he starts organising the books in the hatch:

Sawyer: Sun gets attacked in the jungle and you figure it's time to start the damn Dewey Decimal system - good thinking!

Kate: A boar wouldn't attack you for no reason.

Sawyer: Thank you BOAR EXPERT!

Kate trying to persuade Sawyer to visit Jack to get his dressings changed.

Kate: You're going to Jack.

Sawyer: Do I get a lollipop?

To Frank Lapidus:

Sawyer: Hey Kenny Rogers! What yer trying to do? Pick a lock?

To Jack:

Sawyer: What's the plan Sundance?

To Kate after Sawyer and Jack have had a disagreement.

Sawyer: Guess me and the Doc are on the outs. One Christmas Card less I'll have to send this year.

Mrs Sawyer · 06-19-2008, 02:34 PM

Sawyers little comments are brilliant, they crack me up, i love Hurley and Sawyer together, they are like a little double act, although my memory is rubbish and i can't remember any!!

Miss Austen · 06-19-2008, 03:09 PM

Ana Lucia: I say move - you move. I say stop - you stop. I say jump - whaddya you say?

Sawyer: You first!

Now Hurley and Sawyer when Hurley starting hitting back after all the Babar, Lardo and Jabba comments!

Sawyer: What's your problem Jumbletron?

Hurley: (hesitantly) Shut up! Red...neck...man!

Sawyer: Touche!

Mrs Sawyer · 06-19-2008, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Austen

Sawyer: What's your problem Jumbletron?

Hurley: (hesitantly) Shut up! Red...neck...man!

Sawyer: Touche!

brilliant, i like that one!!!

Miss Austen · 06-20-2008, 08:55 PM

After Ana Lucia and Sawyer have gotten extra friendly!

Ana Lucia: If you tell anyone about this, I'll kill ya.

Sawyer: Guess that puts cuddling off the table!

Gale243 · 06-20-2008, 09:17 PM

I love it when Saywer is season one says to Jack... "Whatever you say....Jackass." That always made me laugh.

Speaking to Sayid Jarrah - "Fine, I'm the criminal. You're the terrorist. We can all play a part. Who you want to be?"

Speaking to Jack Shephard - "Better than the 3 of you wandering into the magic forest to bag a hunk of ham with nothing but a little bitty hunting knife? Hell no, it's the best idea I ever heard

Speaking to Jack Shephard - "Hey Jack, there's something you should know, if the tables were turned, I'd watch you die.

Speaking to Kate Austen - "Doctor playing golf. Woo, boy howdy, now I've heard everything. What's next, cop eating a donut

"Swell. I guess we can all sue Oceanic together."

Here is a good video of the best Sawyer quotes.....

YouTube - Best Sawyer Quotes

Miss Austen · 07-07-2008, 03:25 PM

Found another excellent Sawyer quote while rewatching Season 3. Sawyer was asking Kate for some 'afternoon delight' aka sex

She demurred and left the tent. Sawyer asked her what did he have to do to get her to agree - make her a mixed tape!!!

Loved it!

Bass-mastaa · 07-07-2008, 05:11 PM

Always make me laugh this one

Sawyer ( to Hurley) : Hell we got enought food to open a Mini mart ! Ya' reckon Sayid needs a job ?

Mrs Sawyer · 07-07-2008, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Austen

Found another excellent Sawyer quote while rewatching Season 3. Sawyer was asking Kate for some 'afternoon delight' aka sex

She demurred and left the tent. Sawyer asked her what did he have to do to get her to agree - make her a mixed tape!!!

Loved it!

I like that one, that is one of my favorites!!

Miss Austen · 07-18-2008, 01:13 AM

More Sawyer Funnies!

YouTube - Sawyer Funnys

Gale243 · 07-18-2008, 01:37 AM

Wow, thanks for that Miss Austin, I haven't seen that one yet. Sadly, my favorite Sawyer quote is, "Son of a B!$@#."

06-18-2008, 09:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
Miss Austen Sacrifice the Island demanded Survivor Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: UK Fave Character: Jack Lost Item: Kate's Spoon Posts: 630 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Favourite Sawyer Quotes On wanting to go out and find Michael and bring him back to camp. Jack: You're still on antibiotics Sawyer: It's lucky I'll be travelling with ma doctor then. On the same trip, asking if he recognised anything around him from a former trip. Sawyer: Oh yeah, here's ma favourite leaf - how could I forget that? Last edited by Miss Austen; 06-18-2008 at 09:58 PM.

06-18-2008, 10:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
lost-lover Gilgamesh Survivor Pacman Champion! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Across the sea to a land of make-believe... Fave Character: Sawyer Lost Item: Jack's Stones Posts: 2,084 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	After pulling out a bullet with his fingers Sawyer: (to Michael): You got a Band Aid? __________________ Beware Ben the bunny boiler ... In marriage you need a full deck of cards. A heart to love the guy, a diamond to marry him, a club to beat him and a spade to bury him! I'm running from the clown...

06-19-2008, 01:04 AM	#4 (permalink)
*monster-eats-pilot* Locking Jack in a coffin Island Guardian Ants Champion! Movie Star Match-Up Champion! Duck Hunt 2 Champion! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mystery Frickin' Island Fave Character: Smokey Lost Item: Jesus Stick Posts: 7,522 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 8	I love the my favourite leaf one. Gonna have to find some good 'uns __________________

06-19-2008, 02:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
Miss Austen Sacrifice the Island demanded Survivor Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: UK Fave Character: Jack Lost Item: Kate's Spoon Posts: 630 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	To Locke when he starts organising the books in the hatch: Sawyer: Sun gets attacked in the jungle and you figure it's time to start the damn Dewey Decimal system - good thinking! Kate: A boar wouldn't attack you for no reason. Sawyer: Thank you BOAR EXPERT! Kate trying to persuade Sawyer to visit Jack to get his dressings changed. Kate: You're going to Jack. Sawyer: Do I get a lollipop? To Frank Lapidus: Sawyer: Hey Kenny Rogers! What yer trying to do? Pick a lock? To Jack: Sawyer: What's the plan Sundance? To Kate after Sawyer and Jack have had a disagreement. Sawyer: Guess me and the Doc are on the outs. One Christmas Card less I'll have to send this year. Last edited by Miss Austen; 06-19-2008 at 02:15 PM.

06-19-2008, 02:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mrs Sawyer Sacrifice the Island demanded Survivor Benjamin Beaver Champion! Break a Wish Champion! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Apr 2008 Fave Character: Sawyer Lost Item: Hurley's Comic Posts: 687 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Sawyers little comments are brilliant, they crack me up, i love Hurley and Sawyer together, they are like a little double act, although my memory is rubbish and i can't remember any!! __________________

06-19-2008, 12:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
Miss Austen Sacrifice the Island demanded Survivor Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: UK Fave Character: Jack Lost Item: Kate's Spoon Posts: 630 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	To Charlie after Locke punched Charlie's lights out. Sawyer: Hell, you even got Locke to hit you - that's like Ghandi beating his kids!

06-19-2008, 03:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
Miss Austen Sacrifice the Island demanded Survivor Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: UK Fave Character: Jack Lost Item: Kate's Spoon Posts: 630 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Ana Lucia: I say move - you move. I say stop - you stop. I say jump - whaddya you say? Sawyer: You first! Now Hurley and Sawyer when Hurley starting hitting back after all the Babar, Lardo and Jabba comments! Sawyer: What's your problem Jumbletron? Hurley: (hesitantly) Shut up! Red...neck...man! Sawyer: Touche! Last edited by Miss Austen; 06-19-2008 at 03:11 PM.

06-20-2008, 08:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
Miss Austen Sacrifice the Island demanded Survivor Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: UK Fave Character: Jack Lost Item: Kate's Spoon Posts: 630 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	After Ana Lucia and Sawyer have gotten extra friendly! Ana Lucia: If you tell anyone about this, I'll kill ya. Sawyer: Guess that puts cuddling off the table!

07-07-2008, 03:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
Miss Austen Sacrifice the Island demanded Survivor Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: UK Fave Character: Jack Lost Item: Kate's Spoon Posts: 630 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Found another excellent Sawyer quote while rewatching Season 3. Sawyer was asking Kate for some 'afternoon delight' aka sex She demurred and left the tent. Sawyer asked her what did he have to do to get her to agree - make her a mixed tape!!! Loved it!

07-07-2008, 05:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
Bass-mastaa Run, Hide or Die Survivor Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Chiiibola ! Fave Character: Mr. Eko Lost Item: Jesus Stick Posts: 911 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Always make me laugh this one Sawyer ( to Hurley) : Hell we got enought food to open a Mini mart ! Ya' reckon Sayid needs a job ? __________________ " You waited 40 days to Talk ? You waited 40 days to cry "

07-18-2008, 01:37 AM	#15 (permalink)
Gale243 Sacrifice the Island demanded Survivor Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: With Ben Fave Character: Ben Lost Item: Ben's Stick Posts: 618	Wow, thanks for that Miss Austin, I haven't seen that one yet. Sadly, my favorite Sawyer quote is, "Son of a B!$@#." __________________ Destiny, John, is a fickle bitch!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r77sismAeCs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJXz1pvnKI ^^Two of the best endings of Lost...