5 Step Programme To Convert Jack

[D-Roc]

Ok, we all saw the rather surreal moment when Jack..yes JACK(!) was playing football with Tom. Yes people, this is the same Jack who a few days ago wanted to murder Ben and throw stones at Tom and Isabelle..the same Jack who tore strips of the newly converted Cindy (poor lass ), the same Jack who is the foundation of the Republic of Lostie

Some say that Jack has been brainwashed ..others say that he was destined to become one of them. Me? I think it's all relative..but lets look at the possible ways in which Jack could've been swayed in only 3 days:

Ive developed my own [SIZE=medium]5 step programme[/size]..Perhaps you have one you'd like to share?

1. Fill the mans boots with lovely food. No man can resist burger and chips - get the burger from the cow down by the Flame facilty.

2. Flutter your eye lashes at him and dont forget the toothpicks. Jack likes tooth picks.

3. Give the man some stones..he hasnt got a pair of his own

4. Take the man aboard the titanic..if necessary dress him up as Leonardo Di Caprio and dress Juliet up as Kate Winslet..all you need now is some chessy music and a few iceburgs

5. Become his father figure. Jack lacked someone to play footie with whilst growing up. Tom is rather unfit, but thats perfect as this will make Jack feel superior.

And there you have it - a 5 step programme to turning Jack

[The_abbott]

Brilliant!! I'm sure Kate and Paulo could do with this programme!

[The_abbott]

I'll try and do one:

1 Make sure his sandwiches are toasted. He will only grumble otherwise

2. Lie about what your tatoos mean so you have the upper hand and makes you look smart

3. Show them who's boss by shouting your mouth off to people like Cindy

4. Impress the ladies by saying "lets stick together followed by a wink". I said WINK.

5. Plan your exit stategy by choosing the unhealthiest partner to play football with. Whilst he collects the ball you have thrown do a runner the other way

[D-Roc]

Originally Posted by The_abbott,March 20, 2007 10:34 am

I'll try and do one:

1 Make sure his sandwiches are toasted. He will only grumble otherwise

2. Lie about what your tatoos mean so you have the upper hand and makes you look smart

3. Show them who's boss by shouting your mouth off to people like Cindy

4. Impress the ladies by saying "lets stick together followed by a wink". I said WINK.

5. Plan your exit stategy by choosing the unhealthiest partner to play football with. Whilst he collects the ball you have thrown do a runner the other way

PMSL 4 + 5 are classic!

And yes, P*ulo and Kate could do with such a programme also

[The_abbott]

5 ways to convert Paulo:

1. make sure theres a stack of magazines to read - preferably Guns and Ammo

2. Make sure the toilet works and plenty of bog roll on a stick

3. Make sure there are plenty of Bananas and Oak Flakes

4. Make sure he knows nothing about any character so Nikki can be used to explain to him and the audience at the same time (i.e Eko)

5. Make sure theres plenty of golf balls for him to swing into the ocean.