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***D-Roc*** · 03-02-2007, 05:41 PM

What with his constant sarcastic grinning and his oh so predictable look down, then look back up moments..who else feels the need to slap Jack? Come on, surely im not alone on this!?

As much as he's grown on me, 3x09 made me wanna slap the man, with his predicatable motions.

-x-madegurl-x- · 03-02-2007, 05:44 PM

I voted the bottom one

Beach Crew · 03-02-2007, 05:47 PM

Well, freakily I was about to say, "Aww...how mean. Rocs, Leave the man alone!" lol, so I guess you know which one I voted for.

Why do we need to slap him? he's been nothing but a hero, saving Juliet, helping Ben, making sure Sawyer and Kate had escaped, being friendly to Tom.

Why do we need to slap him?

Losty · 03-02-2007, 05:50 PM

Well I didn't like him in the recent ep like I do normally. I think he was a but over the top and meanish.

Easily confused · 03-02-2007, 05:52 PM

Aww, leave the man alone

he is too uptight/serious to be sarcastic you are just viewing him wrong

The_other_other · 03-02-2007, 05:53 PM

sometimes

he can be infuriating, particularly the bizzare choice of questions he asks

***D-Roc*** · 03-02-2007, 05:54 PM

The person who chose 'rub chalk into hands'..thankyou..whoever you are, thankyou muchly

*salutes*

***D-Roc*** · 03-02-2007, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by -x-madegurl-x-,March 02, 2007 04:44 pm

I voted the bottom one

You've been turned.

The_abbott · 03-02-2007, 05:57 PM

Punch the living daylights out of him. I got my mallet ready. Let me at 'im let me at 'im

***D-Roc*** · 03-02-2007, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Beach Crew,March 02, 2007 04:47 pm

Well, freakily I was about to say, "Aww...how mean. Rocs, Leave the man alone!" lol, so I guess you know which one I voted for.

Why do we need to slap him? he's been nothing but a hero, saving Juliet, helping Ben, making sure Sawyer and Kate had escaped, being friendly to Tom.

Why do we need to slap him?

Thats the problem..he's always being the damned hero..and now it's getting to his head..his constant baiting of the Others:

"COME..IM RIGHT HERE...IM RIGHT HERE!!"

his constant swarmy grinning when someone says something that he cannot comprehend in that closed mind of his..

Tom "Were moving you"

Jack *Insert Swarmy Grin Here*

----

Ben "Anything you want.."

Jack *insert swarmy grin here* "You actually think i would save you??"

and so on..

The man is a great character but unless he stops his constant swarmy grinning and his brash defiance in the face of Others then i fear we'll have to introduce the LC's first slap-O-meter

-x-madegurl-x- · 03-02-2007, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by KoR-evo,March 02, 2007 03:55 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by -x-madegurl-x-,March 02, 2007 04:44 pm

I voted the bottom one 

You've been turned.

I was never turned, I've always liked Jack

The_abbott · 03-02-2007, 06:00 PM

He ruins trailers with his constant shouting.

Poor Cindy and kids

They should of kicked the crap out of him.

Although I bet I was not the only one that smiled whilst Jack got beaten up by the chinese blokes

***D-Roc*** · 03-02-2007, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by -x-madegurl-x-,March 02, 2007 04:59 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by KoR-evo,March 02, 2007 03:55 pm

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Originally Posted by -x-madegurl-x-,March 02, 2007 04:44 pm

I voted the bottom one*

You've been turned.

I was never turned, I've always liked Jack

You were turned from the beginning

***D-Roc*** · 03-02-2007, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The_abbott,March 02, 2007 04:57 pm

Punch the living daylights out of him. I got my mallet ready. Let me at 'im let me at 'im 

*grabs chalk and grit and rubs into palm*

View Poll Results: Feel the need?
You read my mind Brutha!	7	20.00%
Hell yeah rubs chalk into palms	7	20.00%
Sometimes..	7	20.00%
Aww, leave the man alone	8	22.86%
Hell no..i'd rather caress his cheeks not slap them!	6	17.14%
Voters: 35. You may not vote on this poll

03-02-2007, 05:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
*D-Roc* Hello Again :) Island Architect Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Locke's Heart Fave Character: Locke Lost Item: Crucifix Posts: 17,200	The need to SLAP Jack What with his constant sarcastic grinning and his oh so predictable look down, then look back up moments..who else feels the need to slap Jack? Come on, surely im not alone on this!? As much as he's grown on me, 3x09 made me wanna slap the man, with his predicatable motions. __________________ it all happened for a reason the hunter --- Following Ben Linus to the end of the wheel AND IN TURN, THE END OF TIME & SPACE Time is Not Linear, Hence it can be LOST

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Beach Crew "Moral Police" Member Island Believer Join Date: Sep 2006 Fave Character: Sawyer Lost Item: Toy Airplane Posts: 9,272 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	The need to SLAP Jack Well, freakily I was about to say, "Aww...how mean. Rocs, Leave the man alone!" lol, so I guess you know which one I voted for. Why do we need to slap him? he's been nothing but a hero, saving Juliet, helping Ben, making sure Sawyer and Kate had escaped, being friendly to Tom. Why do we need to slap him? __________________ Thanks to JB for the Avi. and FBF for the Sig. "I think Juliet really likes Sawyer" - Elizabeth Mitchell You can beat this A.C - Stay Strong D.C - Hugs to All

03-02-2007, 05:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
Losty Thorneless Rose Survivor Battle Pong Champion! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Behind you -_- Fave Character: Charlie Lost Item: Peanut Butter Posts: 3,544	The need to SLAP Jack Well I didn't like him in the recent ep like I do normally. I think he was a but over the top and meanish. __________________ Thank you FBF for the sig, and JB for the avi! *FanFiction.Net - AvatarBliss* Life can be MERDE.

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Easily confused Film Edits Rule! Survivor Plupon Champion! Tetris Champion! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Jan 2007 Fave Character: Locke Lost Item: Glass Eye Posts: 2,250	The need to SLAP Jack Aww, leave the man alone he is too uptight/serious to be sarcastic you are just viewing him wrong __________________

03-02-2007, 05:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
The_other_other Henry Gale Force Wind Survivor Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: london Fave Character: Mr. Eko Lost Item: Jesus Stick Posts: 4,469	The need to SLAP Jack sometimes he can be infuriating, particularly the bizzare choice of questions he asks __________________ 'You see, senorita, mystery is important. To know everything, to know the whole truth, is dull. There is no magic in that. Magic is not knowing, magic is wondering about what and how and where.'

03-02-2007, 05:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
*D-Roc* Hello Again :) Island Architect Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Locke's Heart Fave Character: Locke Lost Item: Crucifix Posts: 17,200	The need to SLAP Jack The person who chose 'rub chalk into hands'..thankyou..whoever you are, thankyou muchly salutes __________________ it all happened for a reason the hunter --- Following Ben Linus to the end of the wheel AND IN TURN, THE END OF TIME & SPACE Time is Not Linear, Hence it can be LOST

03-02-2007, 05:57 PM	#9 (permalink)
The_abbott SHANNON'S BACK SCRUB Island Believer Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Shannon's Bikini Fave Character: Shannon Lost Item: Sonic Fence Posts: 7,608 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	The need to SLAP Jack Punch the living daylights out of him. I got my mallet ready. Let me at 'im let me at 'im __________________ 0 Days to I'm on 6 months LC sabbatical Shannon's 'body'guard Winner of the Joke thread battle with FBF Winner of the DINNER is the evening meal thread FACT = Kate put the "ate" in "Hate"

03-02-2007, 06:00 PM	#12 (permalink)
The_abbott SHANNON'S BACK SCRUB Island Believer Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Shannon's Bikini Fave Character: Shannon Lost Item: Sonic Fence Posts: 7,608 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	The need to SLAP Jack He ruins trailers with his constant shouting. Poor Cindy and kids They should of kicked the crap out of him. Although I bet I was not the only one that smiled whilst Jack got beaten up by the chinese blokes __________________ 0 Days to I'm on 6 months LC sabbatical Shannon's 'body'guard Winner of the Joke thread battle with FBF Winner of the DINNER is the evening meal thread FACT = Kate put the "ate" in "Hate"