The need to SLAP Jack

[Kiowa Warrior]

Originally Posted by monster-eats-pilot

I'd like to club him

Lol that's great

Bloody Jack, he clearly needs a good clubbing from someone...and is clealy not as good as being a King...

He'd be crying with you
Same

He'd be crying because I'd rejected him
Pretty much anyone is better than Jack, but some people more than others...

[Reed]

Originally Posted by Kiowa Warrior

Lol I try my best

One of Jack's 'Jackface's' is a sight to traumatise someone for the rest of thier lives...Jack gurning or crying or shouting or something is not nice to look at at all...

And I would disagree that a Jackface is wonderful at any time More like shocking and terrible and painful to look at...

Well you must be becoming 'numb' to them because you are still here. Though ever since you [-I believe-] introduced me to 'Jackface' I find it hard to take some of his scenes seriously. I think he should win an Emmy for Jackface, or a nomination at the very least.

Wonderfully scary perhaps? Well good thing Jack is incredibly handsome then.

Bloody Jack, he clearly needs a good clubbing from someone...and is clealy not as good as being a King...

That makes me laugh.

[Reed]

Originally Posted by monster-eats-pilot

Jack has afew stuck on his bedroom wall. Try there

I shall indeed. Though I really would like some 'Jackface' playing cards.

[monster-eats-pilot]

Originally Posted by Kiowa Warrior

Lol that's great

Bloody Jack, he clearly needs a good clubbing from someone...and is clealy not as good as being a King...

I picked my card carefully At first it was Jack of Hearts but that was just too stupid
The picture of Jack filled my screen, it was a scary experience

Originally Posted by Kiowa Warrior

He'd be crying because I'd rejected him
Pretty much anyone is better than Jack, but some people more than others...

Well yes....

Huh sorry?

[monster-eats-pilot]

Originally Posted by Reed

I shall indeed. Though I really would like some 'Jackface' playing cards.

I'll make you a whole pack. At a charge of £10,000

[Reed]

Originally Posted by monster-eats-pilot

I'll make you a whole pack. At a charge of £10,000

Deal. Though perhaps picking a Lost figure would be more appropriate.

[monster-eats-pilot]

Originally Posted by Reed

Deal. Though perhaps picking a Lost figure would be more appropriate.

I guess

[Kiowa Warrior]

Originally Posted by Reed

Well you must be becoming 'numb' to them because you are still here. Though ever since you [-I believe-] introduced me to 'Jackface' I find it hard to take some of his scenes seriously. I think he should win an Emmy for Jackface, or a nomination at the very least.

Wonderfully scary perhaps? Well good thing Jack is incredibly handsome then.


That makes me laugh.

I'm here because I have a responsibility to look after the whole of the fourm! Lol the Jackface site is great...it's just more reasons for me not to take Jack's scenes seriously!

...increadibly handsome? Reed you poor thing You clearly don't know what a good looking man is at all :P

Originally Posted by monster-eats-pilot

I picked my card carefully At first it was Jack of Hearts but that was just too stupid
The picture of Jack filled my screen, it was a scary experience



Well yes....

Huh sorry?

Oh no, Jack of Hearts wouldn't do at all! Just not good or accurate...

I feel for you for having your whole screen filled with Jack

Sorry what? That all depends on who you're thinking of...

[Reed]

Originally Posted by Kiowa Warrior

I'm here because I have a responsibility to look after the whole of the fourm! Lol the Jackface site is great...it's just more reasons for me not to take Jack's scenes seriously!

...increadibly handsome? Reed you poor thing You clearly don't know what a good looking man is at all :P

Luckily that responsibility has kept you sane. I want to take them seriously but occasionally I have to ignore Jackface to accomplish that.

Jack could clearly achieve the title of Mr. Universe if he so wanted to. I think his aweful personality has blinded you to his charmingly good looks.