The Strangest 'Mofo' in LOST?

[D-Roc]

They're a bunch of crazy mofos aren't they? Seriously, you've got Claire who has a predisposition to get or act drugged up on numerous occasions, there's Kate who does a good deed one minute (i.e. helping Ed Mars) but would slit your throat the next (i.e. blowing up Wayne), then there's Locke who pays more attention to the whispers of the island than his own mind (perhaps) and lets not forget Sawyer who wants everyone to feel sorry for him just so he can make up for his past crimes

Basically, they have all done some crazy stuff, and I mean crazy crazy. But which Lost character would you say is the hardest to comprehend..whose decisions on or off the island continually make the least sense to you. By that I mean who's actions do you find the hardest to see reason in..and why?

(I wont bother doing a poll cos there's too many mofos to list )

(i'd like to apologise immediately for inferring that either Locke or Ben are mofos. Of course everyone knows that they are far from being mofos, infact they are Gods )

[JB Sawyer]

Locke. Biggest mofo in the history of Lost, nay the history of this earth.

His decisions make no sense. They are stupid, illogical, nonsensical and irritating. He deserves to die.

JB Sawyer fully acknowledges that Locke ends up in a coffin; he merely wishes it happened two seasons ago.

[firebreathingfishies]

Well I'm assuming by 'mo-fo' we're meaning 'strangest'

Strangest person on Lost... that's a toughie... although not because they're all strange, it's because I can understand why all of them do the things they do Does that make me strange? Probably. The strangest person was probably Rousseau. Because #1 she's crazy and #2 she was on that island for 16 years; the losties were there a couple of months and they found Alex before her

[Him]

Locke. What a badass.

[D-Roc]

I can certainly see why people would pick Locke..in many ways I agree, although I do sincerely see logic or reason in his actions Same with Ben. I think the character whose actions I find the most difficult to reason with or find logic in has to be Claire. Seriously, this girl makes no sense to me. Her treatment of Charlie was awful for a start. The whole cookie-Ethan moment was just waay too weird for me - I know she was given something to ease her pain owe (), but it still ranks up there with wierd moments imo. Then there's her relationship with her mother and aunt..not to mention her constant whining and moaning. Oh, and the whole "TELL ME..TELL ME!" up in Rousseau's face..

I know most of these are seemingly small character faults, but there's just something about her that narks away at me..she seems so scatty and unreasoned, I just don't get the girl at all. Even as a manifestation she makes no sense!

Whereas people like Locke, Ben and even Jack, I can definitely understand where they're coming from, I don't see them as being 'strange'..but Claire..yup, she's a strange one if you ask me

[Him]

I think Samuel L. Jackson would hit you if he knew you're trying to claim Claire's a crazy 'mofo'. Locke's one of the only mofos on the island.

Has anyone seen the Encyclopedia Dramatica article on Locke? I'd link to it, but I'd be as well banning myself if I did.

[Gale243]

Locke??? I would have to go with Kate, she does the stupidest things and she screws with everyone. And to me that makes her strange and annoying..... But I'll go with Claire too...

[D-Roc]

Originally Posted by Him

I think Samuel L. Jackson would hit you if he knew you're trying to claim Claire's a crazy 'mofo'. Locke's one of the only mofos on the island.

True, in that sense I would take it back and put Locke as the biggest mofo. But any chance to bash Claire and i'm there. joke, I adore her really

[D-Roc]

Originally Posted by Gale243

Locke??? I would have to go with Kate, she does the stupidest things and she screws with everyone. And to me that makes her strange and annoying..... But I'll go with Claire too...

Preach! That's actually a good term for Kate, she is very "screwy"..or "twisty". As if Jack didn't have enough problems before she came along!

[Gale243]

That's exactly what I was getting at D-Roc... Sorry to you hardcore Kate fans out there, but I don't care what she's been through it doesn't give any person the right to srew with everyone they meet....

[Miss Austen]

I think The Others as a whole are the craziest.

Check this out:

They kidnap kids!

They kidnap adults, hood them, gag them and lock them in cages!

They make Sawyer think he has something in his chest that will give him a heart attack!

They send Goodwin and Ethan to the Tailies/Losties camp to spy, then get annoyed when the Losties/Tailies kill Ethan and Goodwin.

They hold a gun to Sawyer's head and threaten to kill him unless Kate persuades Jack to perform an operation on Ben (who was responsible for ordering many of the above actions).

They make Sawyer and Kate break up rocks and don't even tell them why!

They make Kate break up rocks wearing a pretty dress!

They order Locke to kill his horrible father but say they are the Good Guys - would Good Guys do this even if the person they want killed is an utter ratbag?

They persuade Michael to turn on his Lostie mates in order for him to get his son back. This action causes Michael to kill Libby and Ana Lucia.

The Others do all these things but NEVER choose to communicate with The Losties or Tailies as to why they are doing these weird things! The Others then have the temerity to get annoyed when Sun, Charlie, Ana etc retataliate and kill The Others own people!

All the Losties/Tailies and Freighties seem totally sane and logical in comparison to The Others!

[freckles08]

Mofo Off island Jack in the Flash Forwards but on island?

Im going to go with Kate and Saywer i mean Kate is such an idiot sometimes like when Jack told her not to go and she still went for what reason exactly did she really belive she would find michael or is she just a mofo!

Sawyer for jumping out the helicopter i just dont understand it ?? of he wanted to save everyone he should have pushed Jack out

Another MOFO is WALT he is just a very strange Boy well Man these days !

[KatesFate]

I think The Others as a whole are the craziest.

Check this out:

They kidnap kids!

They kidnap adults, hood them, gag them and lock them in cages!

They make Sawyer think he has something in his chest that will give him a heart attack!

They send Goodwin and Ethan to the Tailies/Losties camp to spy, then get annoyed when the Losties/Tailies kill Ethan and Goodwin.

They hold a gun to Sawyer's head and threaten to kill him unless Kate persuades Jack to perform an operation on Ben (who was responsible for ordering many of the above actions).

They make Sawyer and Kate break up rocks and don't even tell them why!

They make Kate break up rocks wearing a pretty dress!

They order Locke to kill his horrible father but say they are the Good Guys - would Good Guys do this even if the person they want killed is an utter ratbag?

They persuade Michael to turn on his Lostie mates in order for him to get his son back. This action causes Michael to kill Libby and Ana Lucia.

The Others do all these things but NEVER choose to communicate with The Losties or Tailies as to why they are doing these weird things! The Others then have the temerity to get annoyed when Sun, Charlie, Ana etc retataliate and kill The Others own people!

All the Losties/Tailies and Freighties seem totally sane and logical in comparison to The Others!

LOL The girl makes a good point!