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SHANNON'S BACK SCRUB
Island Believer
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Shannon's Bikini
Fave Character: Shannon
Lost Item: Sonic Fence
Posts: 7,590
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Part 1
*Harry is writing a postcard to Ruth* Harry: Malcolm what times the post? Malcolm: Let me check *Wheels over to another computer* We have collections at 2:33pm, 3:17pm and 4:17pm *Adam enters* Adam: Something I can help with? Harry: No, you look tired Adam. Maybe you should take a few days off Adam: Don't shut me out Harry, I want to know what your up to? Harry: and I'm telling you to take some time off *Adam drops head and touches it thinking about Ros* Connie: I brought some cakes in Harry: Is this a special occasion? Connie: Its my birthday Harry: You don't have time to eat cakes connie. This urgent mail needs to be in the post box by 2:33pm. I'll look after the cakes. *outside Jo is watching the postbox. Sees a post van driving up* Jo: Malcolm, we are running out of time. The postman has arrived Malcolm: Try and delay him *Jo runs over to the post box but trips and falls down* Jo: Adam...I need back up! Adam: I'm coming *jumps out of office window and breaks leg* Awwww. *Malcolm uses binoculars to see the postman removing the post* Malcolm: He seems to be rushing Connie: Russian? What would the russians want with the mail? Malcolm: no I mean hes in a hurry *Adam is crawling along the road to the post box. Sees the postman removing the mail* Adam: Stop...MI5 *Harry wipes brow* Harry: Well done everybody.
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0 Days to I'm on 6 months LC sabbatical Shannon's 'body'guard ![]() Winner of the Joke thread battle with FBF Winner of the DINNER is the evening meal thread FACT = Kate put the "ate" in "Hate"
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Gilgamesh
Survivor
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Across the sea to a land of make-believe...
Fave Character: Sawyer
Lost Item: Jack's Stones
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LMAO Brilliant abbs
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Beware Ben the bunny boiler ... ![]() In marriage you need a full deck of cards. A heart to love the guy, a diamond to marry him, a club to beat him and a spade to bury him! ![]() I'm running from the clown... ![]() |
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