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***Lupinbell*** · 06-11-2008, 06:19 PM

*hides his notes*

How did (s)he know?

lost-lover · 06-11-2008, 06:25 PM

***firebreathingfishies*** · 06-11-2008, 06:32 PM

I know everything

But I came up with a good charlie/claire/claire scene if you want it

***Lupinbell*** · 06-11-2008, 06:39 PM

Hold on to it and I'll see what I can do.

The new Avatar is even better than the last one BTW.

***firebreathingfishies*** · 06-11-2008, 06:43 PM

lol i'll PM you it or something

I have hundreds of jack icons!

***Lupinbell*** · 06-13-2008, 07:02 PM

An advance warning: this chapter is pretty bad for jokes. There are several simply "meh" one liners, but nothing amazing.

Chapter 4

With the knowledge of their task, our heroes

Sylar: And Villians!

Yes and villians, talk with Kaito and Jacob and plan how to take down a global broadcasting company like Sky.

Kaito: Before you begin your quest you must find items that will give you your fictional skills in any other franchise you visit. Without these items you will be just personalites. My son would be a Nerd, with his item, he would be a Sword wielding, Time freezing Nerd

Jacob: Ben would be a weedy guy, and Jack would just be capable of pulling funny faces, nothing else.

Jessica: How do we know what to find?

Kaito: Simple. Clear your mind and what you seek will float to the surface

Everyone closes their eyes and makes "hmmmm" noises. After a minute or so they open their eyes.

Jack:A scapel. How predictable.

Charlie: A replica of my guitar. Time for a guitar battle!

Hiro: Kensai's Sword. He gets out his phone. Ando?

Locke: A wheelchair. Lupinbell is very twisted

Thank you John

Locke: You're Welcome

DL: A prison jumpsuit. My Name Is Earl crossover anyone?

Boone: A pen. Last time I tried this people died. As this is film land even more people bite the bullet.

Ben: [Author's note: This was going to be an underground bunker, but common sense won out.] A swan, an Orchid, A Looking Glass, A Staff and a Pearl. I hate this already

Hurley: A TV Camera. Cool

Jessica: A laptop and webcam. This isn't going where you want it Lupinbell

Worth a try.

Noah: A monocle. Oh the Irony.

Eko: I must make a new Jesus Stick. Very Well

Nathan: The Keys to the White House. Oh God. He takes another drink

Sylar: A snowglobe of NYC.

Sawyer: A suitcase of cash. How easy

Ethan: A Hawiian shirt. Can it have bloodstains

Micah: An iPhone! Awesome, Free Internets! He air fives Hiro

Alpert: A camo suit? Like I need one of those.

Danielle: A sniper scope. I have one of..... She checks her rifle No I don't. She swears. Well that would've been too easy

Peter: A nurses set of Scrubs. [See where I'm going here?]

Mohinder: Research papers on Genetics. Back to the Lab we go.

Kaito: Now you know what you must find, you need to get there. He opens a briefcase with 7 amulets in

Jacob: The are Portal Medallions. With them you can get to any point in any fictional work. As long as I know enough about it to write something
Thank you for that Lupinbell.
He looks at everyone It is vital that no-one else gets a hold of these.

Micah: What if they do?

Jacob: The consquences are too complicated to go into here, but it's very messy

Jack: OK. We split up, find the items, meet here

Nathan: Drink!

Jack: Of course. Then we kcik Sky's collective behind

Ethan: To no one in particular: ASS is coming for you Sky!

Nathan: That name really needs to be changed.

To be continued.

***monster-eats-pilot*** · 06-13-2008, 07:46 PM

Do a my name is Earl crossover aswell

Just add Earl into one scene

he has a list like Jacob...
and Randy and Hurley are similar

***firebreathingfishies*** · 06-13-2008, 07:51 PM

lol Nathan is class

good one MEP

***Lupinbell*** · 06-15-2008, 09:29 PM

Here we go trying to get a release schedule again. I will aim to get chapters up on Sunday/Monday and Friday. Also expect this to go far ages, I have ideas for at least 3 "Seasons" before I finish.

Sayid: Do I get a role in this?
I suppose you can come in at the start of S3.

Now a warning. Hiro and Ando are NERDS. If you don't understand something they say you aren't nerdy enough. Which is a good thing

Chapter 5

Now knowing what needs to be done and how to do it, everyone has split into teams to speed up this funky quest thing to stop Sky buying all decent TV so they can get back to drinking.

We join Team Jack still in the pub with Hiro on the phone....

Hiro: Hey Ando, do you still have the sword?................. What do you mean "Sold it?!

Jack: Put in speaker phone. I wanna hear this

Ando (on the phone): Well my WoW subscription was due and I'd just brought a new computer with 2 Terabytes of RAM and anyway, I thought we'd done with it now.

Hiro: Not only is that sword a relic of Japanese History, it could save TV as we know it and is the source of my powers!

Hang on.... 2 TeraBytes? He drifts off into a world of superfast gaming where Crysis runs on high without lag

Charlie: This means some Japanese wacko's got a samuri sword and its up to a nerd, a doctor and a musician to get it back.

Jack: Ando; who did you sell it to?

Ando: Hold on, I'll check...... Sorry. I've lost the records. Come over here and I'll help you find it.

Hiro: We'll be there soon

Charlie: Awesome. I'll take us. How do we use this thing?

Jack: He said just think about features of the place and time you need to go to. Try focusing on "Ando"

Charlie: OK. He raises the pendant

Hiro: I really think I should do it..... The portal opens

Charlie: Too late.

They walk through the Portal

Hiro: It's a desert.

Jack: Yep. Way to go Charlie. We'll die alone here.

Charlie: No we won't. I'll go ask that guy where we are.

He walks over to a man dressed in robes and sandals

Charlie: Excuse me mate, could you tell us where we are?

Man Looks at Charlie as if he's nuts: This is Israel. I'm Andrew and I'm very well thanks for asking.

Charlie: One Moment please..... He slips away I think this is the Bible.....
[Note: I know this may offend people and the Bible isn't strictly fictional but it's only for 1 episode]

Hiro: What? He checks his laptop. He's right

Charlie: How can you tell?

Hiro: Quoting from the screen: "Is there Desert? Are people wearing robes and Sandels? Does the Internet work? If Yes Yes Yes chances are you're in The Bible. The others look puzzled My father gave it to me before we left, said it would be useful

Jack: OK. We know where; more important is how.

Charlie: Well..... At the last second my mind slipped to Andrew, the thing obviously picked up on it, took my Christianity to mean the Bible's Andrew.

Jack: Ok. We try again.

Hiro: Charlie! Be care-

Charlie: Ah! That's hot! What the bloody hell?

Hiro: Its a "Magic" Item. It needs to cooldown before it can be used again. He touches it lightly. Hmmm... Maybe 2 hours. Maybe more.

Jack: We need somewhere to stay thats out of the way. Hey Andrew, do you know anywhere we can stay for an hour or two?

Andrew: You can stay mine. The door is always open. Well, not literally, that would be stupid.

Jack: Thank you. We won't be long and Charlie cooks a great Toad in the Hole

***firebreathingfishies*** · 06-15-2008, 09:37 PM

Quote:

The door is always open. Well, not literally, that would be stupid.

lmao!

That was class

But I wasn't geek enough

06-11-2008, 06:19 PM	#31 (permalink)
*Lupinbell* The LC Nerd Island Guardian Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Somewhere between here and The Island Fave Character: The Island Lost Item: Jesus Stick Posts: 767 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	hides his notes How did (s)he know? __________________ I did have something begging you to comment my stories here, but it made me feel unclean so I took it out. Crossover \| The SES

06-11-2008, 06:25 PM	#32 (permalink)
lost-lover Gilgamesh Survivor Pacman Champion! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Across the sea to a land of make-believe... Fave Character: Sawyer Lost Item: Jack's Stones Posts: 2,084 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	__________________ Beware Ben the bunny boiler ... In marriage you need a full deck of cards. A heart to love the guy, a diamond to marry him, a club to beat him and a spade to bury him! I'm running from the clown...

06-11-2008, 06:32 PM	#33 (permalink)
*firebreathingfishies* Being Kerrazy with Keamy Island Guardian Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Enacting A Sooper Dooper Secret Jack Plan Fave Character: Paulo Lost Item: Kate's Map Posts: 8,246 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 17	I know everything But I came up with a good charlie/claire/claire scene if you want it __________________

06-11-2008, 06:39 PM	#34 (permalink)
*Lupinbell* The LC Nerd Island Guardian Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Somewhere between here and The Island Fave Character: The Island Lost Item: Jesus Stick Posts: 767 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Hold on to it and I'll see what I can do. The new Avatar is even better than the last one BTW. __________________ I did have something begging you to comment my stories here, but it made me feel unclean so I took it out. Crossover \| The SES

06-11-2008, 06:43 PM	#35 (permalink)
*firebreathingfishies* Being Kerrazy with Keamy Island Guardian Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Enacting A Sooper Dooper Secret Jack Plan Fave Character: Paulo Lost Item: Kate's Map Posts: 8,246 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 17	lol i'll PM you it or something I have hundreds of jack icons! __________________

06-13-2008, 07:02 PM	#36 (permalink)
*Lupinbell* The LC Nerd Island Guardian Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Somewhere between here and The Island Fave Character: The Island Lost Item: Jesus Stick Posts: 767 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	An advance warning: this chapter is pretty bad for jokes. There are several simply "meh" one liners, but nothing amazing. Chapter 4 With the knowledge of their task, our heroes Sylar: And Villians! Yes and villians, talk with Kaito and Jacob and plan how to take down a global broadcasting company like Sky. Kaito: Before you begin your quest you must find items that will give you your fictional skills in any other franchise you visit. Without these items you will be just personalites. My son would be a Nerd, with his item, he would be a Sword wielding, Time freezing Nerd Jacob: Ben would be a weedy guy, and Jack would just be capable of pulling funny faces, nothing else. Jessica: How do we know what to find? Kaito: Simple. Clear your mind and what you seek will float to the surface Everyone closes their eyes and makes "hmmmm" noises. After a minute or so they open their eyes. Jack:A scapel. How predictable. Charlie: A replica of my guitar. Time for a guitar battle! Hiro: Kensai's Sword. He gets out his phone. Ando? Locke: A wheelchair. Lupinbell is very twisted Thank you John Locke: You're Welcome DL: A prison jumpsuit. My Name Is Earl crossover anyone? Boone: A pen. Last time I tried this people died. As this is film land even more people bite the bullet. Ben: [Author's note: This was going to be an underground bunker, but common sense won out.] A swan, an Orchid, A Looking Glass, A Staff and a Pearl. I hate this already Hurley: A TV Camera. Cool Jessica: A laptop and webcam. This isn't going where you want it Lupinbell Worth a try. Noah: A monocle. Oh the Irony. Eko: I must make a new Jesus Stick. Very Well Nathan: The Keys to the White House. Oh God. He takes another drink Sylar: A snowglobe of NYC. Sawyer: A suitcase of cash. How easy Ethan: A Hawiian shirt. Can it have bloodstains Micah: An iPhone! Awesome, Free Internets! He air fives Hiro Alpert: A camo suit? Like I need one of those. Danielle: A sniper scope. I have one of..... She checks her rifle No I don't. She swears. Well that would've been too easy Peter: A nurses set of Scrubs. [See where I'm going here?] Mohinder: Research papers on Genetics. Back to the Lab we go. Kaito: Now you know what you must find, you need to get there. He opens a briefcase with 7 amulets in Jacob: The are Portal Medallions. With them you can get to any point in any fictional work. As long as I know enough about it to write something Thank you for that Lupinbell. He looks at everyone It is vital that no-one else gets a hold of these. Micah: What if they do? Jacob: The consquences are too complicated to go into here, but it's very messy Jack: OK. We split up, find the items, meet here Nathan: Drink! Jack: Of course. Then we kcik Sky's collective behind Ethan: To no one in particular: ASS is coming for you Sky! Nathan: That name really needs to be changed. To be continued. __________________ I did have something begging you to comment my stories here, but it made me feel unclean so I took it out. Crossover \| The SES

06-13-2008, 07:46 PM	#37 (permalink)
*monster-eats-pilot* Locking Jack in a coffin Island Guardian Ants Champion! Movie Star Match-Up Champion! Duck Hunt 2 Champion! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mystery Frickin' Island Fave Character: Smokey Lost Item: Jesus Stick Posts: 7,525 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 8	Do a my name is Earl crossover aswell Just add Earl into one scene he has a list like Jacob... and Randy and Hurley are similar __________________ Last edited by monster-eats-pilot; 06-13-2008 at 08:07 PM.

06-13-2008, 07:51 PM	#38 (permalink)
*firebreathingfishies* Being Kerrazy with Keamy Island Guardian Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Enacting A Sooper Dooper Secret Jack Plan Fave Character: Paulo Lost Item: Kate's Map Posts: 8,246 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 17	lol Nathan is class good one MEP __________________

06-15-2008, 09:29 PM	#39 (permalink)
*Lupinbell* The LC Nerd Island Guardian Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Somewhere between here and The Island Fave Character: The Island Lost Item: Jesus Stick Posts: 767 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Here we go trying to get a release schedule again. I will aim to get chapters up on Sunday/Monday and Friday. Also expect this to go far ages, I have ideas for at least 3 "Seasons" before I finish. Sayid: Do I get a role in this? I suppose you can come in at the start of S3. Now a warning. Hiro and Ando are NERDS. If you don't understand something they say you aren't nerdy enough. Which is a good thing Chapter 5 Now knowing what needs to be done and how to do it, everyone has split into teams to speed up this funky quest thing to stop Sky buying all decent TV so they can get back to drinking. We join Team Jack still in the pub with Hiro on the phone.... Hiro: Hey Ando, do you still have the sword?................. What do you mean "Sold it?! Jack: Put in speaker phone. I wanna hear this Ando (on the phone): Well my WoW subscription was due and I'd just brought a new computer with 2 Terabytes of RAM and anyway, I thought we'd done with it now. Hiro: Not only is that sword a relic of Japanese History, it could save TV as we know it and is the source of my powers! Hang on.... 2 TeraBytes? He drifts off into a world of superfast gaming where Crysis runs on high without lag Charlie: This means some Japanese wacko's got a samuri sword and its up to a nerd, a doctor and a musician to get it back. Jack: Ando; who did you sell it to? Ando: Hold on, I'll check...... Sorry. I've lost the records. Come over here and I'll help you find it. Hiro: We'll be there soon Charlie: Awesome. I'll take us. How do we use this thing? Jack: He said just think about features of the place and time you need to go to. Try focusing on "Ando" Charlie: OK. He raises the pendant Hiro: I really think I should do it..... The portal opens Charlie: Too late. They walk through the Portal Hiro: It's a desert. Jack: Yep. Way to go Charlie. We'll die alone here. Charlie: No we won't. I'll go ask that guy where we are. He walks over to a man dressed in robes and sandals Charlie: Excuse me mate, could you tell us where we are? Man Looks at Charlie as if he's nuts: This is Israel. I'm Andrew and I'm very well thanks for asking. Charlie: One Moment please..... He slips away I think this is the Bible..... [Note: I know this may offend people and the Bible isn't strictly fictional but it's only for 1 episode] Hiro: What? He checks his laptop. He's right Charlie: How can you tell? Hiro: Quoting from the screen: "Is there Desert? Are people wearing robes and Sandels? Does the Internet work? If Yes Yes Yes chances are you're in The Bible. The others look puzzled My father gave it to me before we left, said it would be useful Jack: OK. We know where; more important is how. Charlie: Well..... At the last second my mind slipped to Andrew, the thing obviously picked up on it, took my Christianity to mean the Bible's Andrew. Jack: Ok. We try again. Hiro: Charlie! Be care- Charlie: Ah! That's hot! What the bloody hell? Hiro: Its a "Magic" Item. It needs to cooldown before it can be used again. He touches it lightly. Hmmm... Maybe 2 hours. Maybe more. Jack: We need somewhere to stay thats out of the way. Hey Andrew, do you know anywhere we can stay for an hour or two? Andrew: You can stay mine. The door is always open. Well, not literally, that would be stupid. Jack: Thank you. We won't be long and Charlie cooks a great Toad in the Hole __________________ I did have something begging you to comment my stories here, but it made me feel unclean so I took it out. Crossover \| The SES Last edited by Lupinbell; 06-15-2008 at 09:33 PM.