The Wedding

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Found some creativity (due to the fact I'm very hungry and tired no doubt!)

This whole thing is probs going to go on alot longer than expected but oh well

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Chapter 4- ?

Charlie: Hey Eko. You here to watch my wedding?

Eko: No Charlie. I am the priest.

Hurley: But dude weren’t you killed by the monster?

Eko: I do not know what you are talking about.

Locke: How many times do I have to tell you Hugo?

Hurley: Huh? Oh sorry dude.

Eko: I will get ready then.

*Eko disappears to change out of his ripped shirt and trousers*

Charlie: Right guys we have the priest and the food sorted and the guests should all be arriving now before the bride.

Jack *from under the table*: They’re looking for us in the wrong place.

Sawyer: The Doc’s finally cracked.

Locke: Don’t listen to him.

Charlie: He’s bloody mental. Right come on let’s take our places.

*Everyone (except Jack who remains under the table) takes their places.*

*The door opens and a few red shirts enter*

Charlie: Who invited them?!

*Mr Eko reappears and takes his position at the front*

Eko: Charlie, would you do me a favour? I was hoping you could bring my things from the beach here.

Charlie: What?

Eko: Bring me my things.

Charlie: From the beach?

Eko: I did not say beach.

Charlie: Yeah you did mate.

Eko: Do not mistake coincidence for fate.

Charlie: You’ve lost it mate.

Hurley: Me and Dave aren’t the only crazy ones!

Sawyer: Ah so your excuse is you’re eating for two deep dish.

*Hurley goes to hit Sawyer but is distracted by the door being flung open by a strong wind*

*Ben suddenly appears out of no where just outside the door*

Ben: MY NAME IS HENRY GALE I’M FROM MINNESOTA!

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After awhile my creative streak has returned I'm abit rusty but I'm sure I'll improve

Chapter 5- The other man and Jacob.

*Locke does his ‘Creepy orange smile’*

Jack: *Crawls out from under the table with a big bottle of whiskey* what’s he doing here?

Ben: You guys got any milk?

Sawyer: What?

Ben: A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. It don't make no difference who the guy is, long as he's with you. I tell ya. I tell ya...a guy gets too lonely and he gets sick.

Charlie: Oh great he’s bloody lost it aswell. What are you doing here?

Ben: It looks like I’m here for your wedding Charlie. I seemed to have travelled to the wrong place. Mind if Jacob watches your wedding aswell? *points to an empty rocking chair*

Locke: *Before anybody can say anything* of course Jacob can watch. Now I think we should all take our seats again and allow Mr Eko to carry on getting ready.

Hurley: Hate it break it to you dude but Eko’s gone.

Charlie: What? Where?!

*They all look round the room looking for Eko. Jack suddenly sees something out the window*

Jack: Did you see it?

Ben: See what Jack?

Jack: The monster…and Eko….He was riding the monster!

Charlie: Like we’re going to trust a guy with bottles of alcohol hidden in his bloody beard.

Hurley: I thought I was crazy!

*Eko enters back into the room*

Locke: Where have you been Eko?

Eko: I needed some fresh air.

Sawyer: I bet you did. I can smell El Docko’s alcohol breath from over here.

Locke: We’re all aware of Jack’s problem James but now we really need to concentrate on the wedding. This is Charlie’s big day.

Charlie: Yeah. So who are we waiting for? We’ve got Jack and his drink, Locke, Hurley and *sarcastically* Dave, we did have Michael and Walt but they bloody ran off, Sawyer and Eko are here and so is Ben with erm an empty chair.

Ben: That’s Jacob Charlie.

Charlie: Course it bloody is. Dave’s best friend is it?

Hurley: Hey dude that isn’t funny.

Sawyer: Hate to break up your party but while you were chit-chatting Dr Giggles passed out again and another guest arrived.

*Everyone looks over to door and sees their new guest*

Locke: Desmond?

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Desmond

Do more

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If you do more Sayid'll Fix It

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I can't

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Neither can I then