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#16 (permalink) |
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SHANNON'S BACK SCRUB
Island Believer
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Shannon's Bikini
Fave Character: Shannon
Lost Item: Sonic Fence
Posts: 7,469
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Ending 2:
*Kate has meanwhile made it up the isle after falling over twice in the process* Kate: I'm such a clux he he he Jack: Can we just get on with it? Vicar: Repeat after me Kate: *BURP* *Kate giggles* Well he did say repeat after me he he he he *Everyone looks disgusted* Vicar I Katherine Kate: I....I.....I...K.....Monica Vicar: No, your name is Katherine Kate: Yeah I know but I have trouble saying it. I Annie...*deep breathe* I Katherine Vicar: Take thee Jack Kate: Take thee Sawyer Jack: Wha? Why are you saying his name for Kate? I saved you. Kate: From what Jack? Jack: I saved you from...erm...I .....All that stuff on the island Kate: I saved you from the others remember Jack: Yeah but I ...ermm...What did Sawyer do anyway? Kate: He was there for me when I needed him like when I had to wear that dress for Ben *Crocidile tears* He forced me to wear that dress Jack: You can't do this to me Kate...I won't let you run out on me Kate; Jack! Jack: No..*Runs off first* Rose: He'll come running back Bernard: How do you know? *Jack runs back to grab the ring and then run off again* *Kate is crying, everyone looks at everyone else to comfort her* Hurley: urrrrr dude Locke: Don't look at me Hugo. Sayid: I have only just washed my hands Sun: I'm holding a baby Bernard: Allow me...poor Kate there there. *Realises still has cloth and puts it over Kates mouth so she falls unconscious* *Jack is outside and realises hese stopped crying and stopped wanting alchohol and has stopped his nervous sweating* Jack: It was Kate that drove me to all those things all along. Now I can be one happy man. *Walks onto road and is run over by a bus.
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0 Days to I'm on 6 months LC sabbatical Shannon's 'body'guard ![]() Winner of the Joke thread battle with FBF Winner of the DINNER is the evening meal thread FACT = Kate put the "ate" in "Hate"
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Following a dream
Survivor
Join Date: Aug 2006
Fave Character: Daniel
Lost Item: Faraday's Journal
Posts: 4,716
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Great stuff!
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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return"- Nature Boy, Nat King Cole The lunatic. The lover. The poet. |
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Smokey's number 1 fan
Island Guardian
Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Mystery Frickin' Island
Fave Character: Smokey
Lost Item: Jesus Stick
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Abbs this is good ![]()
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Lost With A Kate Map
Island Guardian
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lmao
I laughed so hard at the sheep coming in at the begining ![]()
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Distinctly Wonderful
Island Warrior
Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Locke's Right Hand Side
Fave Character: Locke
Lost Item: Hunting Knife
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Great stuff Abbs! And Jack met a fitting end
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