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The Wizard · 07-03-2007, 11:37 AM

Ha ha, I loved it, really funny

The_abbott · 07-06-2007, 02:18 PM

Thats good stuff!!

Is Charlie in Hull? ...I mean Hell

Audio Pineapple · 07-10-2007, 11:46 AM

Loved it!

Esspecially the cameo line from Ethan

Matt Gogi · 07-10-2007, 12:13 PM

Brilliant :P

Malion · 07-22-2007, 02:08 AM

DEAD: Part Deux.

Charlie: Ok, so we gather around the person?
Libby: Yes, and hide.
Charlie: Can they see us?
Libby: Yes.
Charlie: What? But we are ghosts! If they can see us, lets just hang out with them... and pretend we aren't dead.
Yemi: Tried that, didn't work.
Charlie: Ah.

Dave: So, you must be Hurley's friend.
Charlie: uh... I guess... and you are?
Dave: I'm Hurley's imaginary friend Dave!
Charlie: Imaginary... then how are you dead?
Dave: Well... long story short, cause I did what the island wanted, they made me a real boy!
Charlie: Well thats nice.
Dave: Yes, I became real... about two seconds before crashing headlong into several lethally jagged rocks.
Charlie: Tough brake.
Dave: It's ok... I only bled to death for an hour or so... my bones twisted backwards and around themselves.
Charlie:

Dave: Nice meeting ya. *leaves*

Roger: Ok... Charlie was it?
Charlie: Yes... and you are?
Roger: I'm Roger Linus... ben's pappy. He killed me a while back.
Charlie: Thats terrible!
Roger: It's ok, thats all flashback to me now.
Charlie: Ah
Roger: Yes, now... see that guy?
Charlie: Is that... Jack?
Roger: I guess... now, I want you to whisper "Grow a big stupid beard" to him, I'll bet he does it.
Charlie: I'm not doing that.
Roger: Well I will then! And I'll tell curley haired chick to straighten her hair... and I'll also tell Jack to buy a CRZR!
Charlie: What!?
Roger: A CRZR... it's like a phone... I saw it in a Flash-Forward.
Charlie: A what!?
Ethan: A flash-forward... us Deadies get that station.
Charlie: Lame, all we got was Channel 8... Flashback.
Ethan: Check it out. *Turns on Flashforward whoooooosh*

Locke: Oh yeah, thats the spot.
Woman: Don't stop Locke, don't stop!
Locke: Oh yeah.... awwwww yeeeah.
Woman: Ok you can stop now.
Locke: But I haven't finished washing the car yet.

wooooooooooooooooosh.

Charlie: What the... what the bloody hell was that?
Ethan: Yeah, all flashforward are confusing, boring and dumb... but we get the station, so I watch it.
Charlie: Cool!

Boars: Yay!

TBC!

Kennindra47 · 07-22-2007, 02:15 AM

Lmfao ... i love Yemi's line

Blloydy · 07-22-2007, 02:16 AM

That's great, again :P

love the
'Yemi: Tried that, didn't work.
Charlie: Ah.'
bit

Malion · 07-22-2007, 02:19 AM

I should really stick to my simpler jokes... but that Dave plotline had been bugging me, so I had to write it. :P

IM-LOST-WITH-LOST · 07-22-2007, 02:21 AM

Its GREAT Mal

***E Pluribus Unum*** · 07-22-2007, 02:24 AM

lol t'was very good Mal - I loved the boars: yay! at the end, very random. :P And Yemi's line WAS genius

hundredand8 · 08-11-2007, 05:29 PM

I got curious to read this because I liked your Episode 2 for Season 4. And I love this too.

What about Adam and Eve - you could include them as well, right?

07-03-2007, 11:37 AM	#16 (permalink)
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07-10-2007, 11:46 AM	#18 (permalink)
Audio Pineapple LuLu's Redemption Survivor Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,189	RE: Charlie Pace Must Die! Loved it! Esspecially the cameo line from Ethan __________________

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07-22-2007, 02:08 AM	#20 (permalink)
Malion Light em Uup! Survivor Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Into the west. Fave Character: Karl Lost Item: Peanut Butter Posts: 2,634 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	RE: Charlie Pace Must Die! DEAD: Part Deux. Charlie: Ok, so we gather around the person? Libby: Yes, and hide. Charlie: Can they see us? Libby: Yes. Charlie: What? But we are ghosts! If they can see us, lets just hang out with them... and pretend we aren't dead. Yemi: Tried that, didn't work. Charlie: Ah. Dave: So, you must be Hurley's friend. Charlie: uh... I guess... and you are? Dave: I'm Hurley's imaginary friend Dave! Charlie: Imaginary... then how are you dead? Dave: Well... long story short, cause I did what the island wanted, they made me a real boy! Charlie: Well thats nice. Dave: Yes, I became real... about two seconds before crashing headlong into several lethally jagged rocks. Charlie: Tough brake. Dave: It's ok... I only bled to death for an hour or so... my bones twisted backwards and around themselves. Charlie: Dave: Nice meeting ya. leaves Roger: Ok... Charlie was it? Charlie: Yes... and you are? Roger: I'm Roger Linus... ben's pappy. He killed me a while back. Charlie: Thats terrible! Roger: It's ok, thats all flashback to me now. Charlie: Ah Roger: Yes, now... see that guy? Charlie: Is that... Jack? Roger: I guess... now, I want you to whisper "Grow a big stupid beard" to him, I'll bet he does it. Charlie: I'm not doing that. Roger: Well I will then! And I'll tell curley haired chick to straighten her hair... and I'll also tell Jack to buy a CRZR! Charlie: What!? Roger: A CRZR... it's like a phone... I saw it in a Flash-Forward. Charlie: A what!? Ethan: A flash-forward... us Deadies get that station. Charlie: Lame, all we got was Channel 8... Flashback. Ethan: Check it out. Turns on Flashforward whoooooosh Locke: Oh yeah, thats the spot. Woman: Don't stop Locke, don't stop! Locke: Oh yeah.... awwwww yeeeah. Woman: Ok you can stop now. Locke: But I haven't finished washing the car yet. wooooooooooooooooosh. Charlie: What the... what the bloody hell was that? Ethan: Yeah, all flashforward are confusing, boring and dumb... but we get the station, so I watch it. Charlie: Cool! Boars: Yay! TBC! __________________ You either die a hero or you live long enough to be the villan

07-22-2007, 02:15 AM	#21 (permalink)
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Malion Light em Uup! Survivor Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Into the west. Fave Character: Karl Lost Item: Peanut Butter Posts: 2,634 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	RE: Charlie Pace Must Die! I should really stick to my simpler jokes... but that Dave plotline had been bugging me, so I had to write it. :P __________________ You either die a hero or you live long enough to be the villan

07-22-2007, 02:21 AM	#24 (permalink)
IM-LOST-WITH-LOST Someone please call 911 Survivor Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,391	RE: Charlie Pace Must Die! Its GREAT Mal __________________ *W.A.T.L Till the end!! -- Support A Lostie!!* AUSTRALIA -- WORLD CUP 2007 CHAMPIONS!!!

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08-11-2007, 05:29 PM	#26 (permalink)
hundredand8 See you in another life Survivor Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,549	RE: Charlie Pace Must Die! I got curious to read this because I liked your Episode 2 for Season 4. And I love this too. What about Adam and Eve - you could include them as well, right? __________________ Thanks to Matt Gogi for the lovely sig and to JB_Sawyer for making it a legal size

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