Reason Bernard no longer seen

[The_abbott]

Hes still only half way through his SOS sign.


He has to collect the rocks himself.

[St. Anger]

Ha ha, why is this in Creative?

Better yet, why am I in Creative?

*Leaves*

[-x-madegurl-x-]

looks like he won't be back for a while.

[Beach Crew]

*Giggles* Very amusing Abbs...

And aww, Angs, you don't have to leave.

[St. Anger]

Originally Posted by Beach Crew

*Giggles* Very amusing Abbs...

And aww, Angs, you don't have to leave.

*Is thrown back into Creative by an angry mob of Bernard fans*

*Is confused that Bernard fans actually existed*

Hey,... I swear this thread used to be in S3 General or Theory.Â*Â*I think it somehow ended up here by mistake, weird.

And I wanna leave but I'm scared to pop my head out the front door, ...B go check..are the Bernard fans still there?Â*Â*Ahh damnit!,Â*Â*I'm stuck here!!!!Â*Â*Grrrrr.Â*Â*I can get out, but I need your help, right.... bare with me.... take off all your clothes...I said bare with me!!!!,...you still with me?Â*Â*Right, take off all your clothes...don't look at me like that...take 'em off in the bathroom [not here of course!, well unless you wanna ]Â*Â*I'll wait here [at the Bar] and I'll order a few Budweisers for us both.Â*Â*Ok, wrap this towel around yaself after you're done, ... leave your clothes in there, come out, sit at the Creative Bar and knock back some Tequila & Tonics [with a wedge of lemon ] and Budweisers.Â*Â*I'll go in the bathroom afterward [preferably with you NOT in there and still sitting at the Bar getting drunk :P ], I'll take off mine and put on your clothes,... I'll then leave my clothes in there for you to put on... ok I dunno why I just explained all that when I couldda just said "hey we'll swap clothes!" Â*Â*Right... now that we've swapped identities, I can now leave Creative without the Bernard mob beating me up...whereas you on the otherhand will be stuck here :PÂ*Â*But don't worry, all ya need to do is wait a while, then simply walk out the front door and we're both home free!! Â*Â*Of course your safety all depends on how angry the Bernard mob is that we tricked them which they'll work due to the fact you're dressed as me :P

Of course I'm presuming they won't notice Beachy now has a beard, short hair and a completely different [albeit male] face as I stroll out the door!Â*Â*I'm kinda counting on this wig to get me out, I'll just sorta hide my face in the wig and hope it works whilst babblin' some classic B-elmo quotes including "Eeeeeeee", "this is true", "yay, neighbours is on", "look at my big feet, aren't they fab?", and "the Extreme Ghostbusters was better than The Real Ghostbusters cartoon".Â*Â*Â*Â*You need to teach me to walk like a girl though, and teach me what to say in response to any flirty comments from the Bernard mob

Deal?

*Extends hand*

[Beach Crew]

*Giggles for god knows how long*

I can't reply now, giggling too mcuh, laters

[St. Anger]

Originally Posted by Beach Crew

*Giggles for god knows how long*

I can't reply now, giggling too mcuh, laters

Hee hee, I'm glad you liked

Took me ages writing this

Wow gigglin' that much huh, it was that good?