After awhile my creative streak has returned
I'm abit rusty but I'm sure I'll improve
Chapter 5- The other man and Jacob.
*Locke does his ‘Creepy orange smile’*
Jack: *Crawls out from under the table with a big bottle of whiskey* what’s he doing here?
Ben: You guys got any milk?
Sawyer: What?
Ben: A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. It don't make no difference who the guy is, long as he's with you. I tell ya. I tell ya...a guy gets too lonely and he gets sick.
Charlie: Oh great he’s bloody lost it aswell. What are you doing here?
Ben: It looks like I’m here for your wedding Charlie. I seemed to have travelled to the wrong place. Mind if Jacob watches your wedding aswell? *points to an empty rocking chair*
Locke: *Before anybody can say anything* of course Jacob can watch. Now I think we should all take our seats again and allow Mr Eko to carry on getting ready.
Hurley: Hate it break it to you dude but Eko’s gone.
Charlie: What? Where?!
*They all look round the room looking for Eko. Jack suddenly sees something out the window*
Jack: Did you see it?
Ben: See what Jack?
Jack: The monster…and Eko….He was riding the monster!
Charlie: Like we’re going to trust a guy with bottles of alcohol hidden in his bloody beard.
Hurley: I thought I was crazy!
*Eko enters back into the room*
Locke: Where have you been Eko?
Eko: I needed some fresh air.
Sawyer: I bet you did. I can smell El Docko’s alcohol breath from over here.
Locke: We’re all aware of Jack’s problem James but now we really need to concentrate on the wedding. This is Charlie’s big day.
Charlie: Yeah. So who are we waiting for? We’ve got Jack and his drink, Locke, Hurley and *sarcastically* Dave, we did have Michael and Walt but they bloody ran off, Sawyer and Eko are here and so is Ben with erm an empty chair.
Ben: That’s Jacob Charlie.
Charlie: Course it bloody is. Dave’s best friend is it?
Hurley: Hey dude that isn’t funny.
Sawyer: Hate to break up your party but while you were chit-chatting Dr Giggles passed out again and another guest arrived.
*Everyone looks over to door and sees their new guest*
Locke: Desmond?