[monster-eats-pilot]

Chapter 4- ?

Charlie: Hey Eko. You here to watch my wedding?

Eko: No Charlie. I am the priest.

Hurley: But dude weren’t you killed by the monster?

Eko: I do not know what you are talking about.

Locke: How many times do I have to tell you Hugo?

Hurley: Huh? Oh sorry dude.

Eko: I will get ready then.

*Eko disappears to change out of his ripped shirt and trousers*

Charlie: Right guys we have the priest and the food sorted and the guests should all be arriving now before the bride.

Jack *from under the table*: They’re looking for us in the wrong place.

Sawyer: The Doc’s finally cracked.

Locke: Don’t listen to him.

Charlie: He’s bloody mental. Right come on let’s take our places.

*Everyone (except Jack who remains under the table) takes their places.*

*The door opens and a few red shirts enter*

Charlie: Who invited them?!

*Mr Eko reappears and takes his position at the front*

Eko: Charlie, would you do me a favour? I was hoping you could bring my things from the beach here.

Charlie: What?

Eko: Bring me my things.

Charlie: From the beach?

Eko: I did not say beach.

Charlie: Yeah you did mate.

Eko: Do not mistake coincidence for fate.

Charlie: You’ve lost it mate.

Hurley: Me and Dave aren’t the only crazy ones!

Sawyer: Ah so your excuse is you’re eating for two deep dish.

*Hurley goes to hit Sawyer but is distracted by the door being flung open by a strong wind*

*Ben suddenly appears out of no where just outside the door*

Ben: MY NAME IS HENRY GALE I’M FROM MINNESOTA!