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***monster-eats-pilot*** · 06-21-2008, 02:27 AM

All the chapter titles are going to be lost episode titles but with a word changed or added or whatever

Chapter 2- Meet Kevin Johnson [and WAAAAALLLLLLT!]

Locke: It's going to start raining in 4.23 minutes Charlie. I better put the sweat lodge up outside so the guests can go in it if it's raining.

Charlie: *Looks at Jack sobbing* It already is bloody raining.

*Locke exits but a minute later comes back in followed by a man.*

Hurley: Michael?

Michael: Shush man! I’m Kevin Johnson ok? The freighter people are still after me for blowing it up…I mean….

Charlie: Freighter?

Hurley: Oh yeah dude a freighter came after you know…died and all these people came and this guy killed…

Locke: Hugo we’ve talked about this.

Charlie: I died?

Jack: Hurley I think there’s something wrong with you, you know. You keep making these statements it's not real. None of it's real!

Locke: So are you here for the wedding Michael?

Michael: Yeah, is it ok if my boy comes?
*Michael goes outside to get 'his boy'*

Locke: I've warned you Hugo now you’re going to have to lie. All of you. Bad things will happen if you don’t.

Jack: Lie about what John I....

*Michael re-enters with Walt.*

Michael: Guys this is WAAAAALLLLLTTTTTTT.

Hurley: Hey dude!

Locke: Walt, do you want to know a secret? *reaches behind him* I’ve got a present for you. *Locke hands Walt a knife*. You’re special Walt. All you need to do is see your target in your mind's eye. Visualize your target.

*Walt stares at Jack*

Michael: Hey! Hey! What the hell is going on? You gave my boy a knife? Give me that Walt! We’re going I don’t want to stay here with crazy people…

Hurley: I’m NOT crazy dude!

Michael:…You can’t give my boy a knife! What’s wrong with you? He’s 10 years old! Come on little man we're going.

Walt: Actually dad I’m 16 now and I'm 6ft 11. You don’t know anything about me do you? *runs off*

Michael: Waaaaaaaaaaalt! Noooooooooooooo! Waaaaaaaaaaalt! WALT! WALT! *runs out*

Charlie: Well this is bloody brilliant isn’t it? Is anybody sane going to come to my wedding or is it just going to be a bunch of nutters?

*Someone enters*

Sawyer: Was that just taller ghost Walt I saw?

*Jack pulls a large bottle of tequila out of his soaking beard*

*Another person enters*

*Locke swiftly pulls a gun out of Jack’s beard*

Locke: Why did you do this TO ME?!!!

To be continued….

06-21-2008, 02:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
*monster-eats-pilot* Waiting to get LOST again Island Guardian Ants Champion! Movie Star Match-Up Champion! Duck Hunt 2 Champion! AeroPlane Champion! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Mystery Frickin' Island Fave Character: Smokey Lost Item: Jesus Stick Posts: 7,954 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 10	All the chapter titles are going to be lost episode titles but with a word changed or added or whatever Chapter 2- Meet Kevin Johnson [and WAAAAALLLLLLT!] Locke: It's going to start raining in 4.23 minutes Charlie. I better put the sweat lodge up outside so the guests can go in it if it's raining. Charlie: Looks at Jack sobbing It already is bloody raining. Locke exits but a minute later comes back in followed by a man. Hurley: Michael? Michael: Shush man! I’m Kevin Johnson ok? The freighter people are still after me for blowing it up…I mean…. Charlie: Freighter? Hurley: Oh yeah dude a freighter came after you know…died and all these people came and this guy killed… Locke: Hugo we’ve talked about this. Charlie: I died? Jack: Hurley I think there’s something wrong with you, you know. You keep making these statements it's not real. None of it's real! Locke: So are you here for the wedding Michael? Michael: Yeah, is it ok if my boy comes? Michael goes outside to get 'his boy' Locke: I've warned you Hugo now you’re going to have to lie. All of you. Bad things will happen if you don’t. Jack: Lie about what John I.... Michael re-enters with Walt. Michael: Guys this is WAAAAALLLLLTTTTTTT. Hurley: Hey dude! Locke: Walt, do you want to know a secret? reaches behind him I’ve got a present for you. Locke hands Walt a knife. You’re special Walt. All you need to do is see your target in your mind's eye. Visualize your target. Walt stares at Jack Michael: Hey! Hey! What the hell is going on? You gave my boy a knife? Give me that Walt! We’re going I don’t want to stay here with crazy people… Hurley: I’m NOT crazy dude! Michael:…You can’t give my boy a knife! What’s wrong with you? He’s 10 years old! Come on little man we're going. Walt: Actually dad I’m 16 now and I'm 6ft 11. You don’t know anything about me do you? runs off Michael: Waaaaaaaaaaalt! Noooooooooooooo! Waaaaaaaaaaalt! WALT! WALT! runs out Charlie: Well this is bloody brilliant isn’t it? Is anybody sane going to come to my wedding or is it just going to be a bunch of nutters? Someone enters Sawyer: Was that just taller ghost Walt I saw? Jack pulls a large bottle of tequila out of his soaking beard Another person enters Locke swiftly pulls a gun out of Jack’s beard Locke: Why did you do this TO ME?!!! To be continued…. __________________ #5 The first time I heard myself on the radio. #4 Dad teaching me to swim at Butlins. #3 The Christmas Liam gave me the ring. #2 Woman outside Covent Garden calls me a hero. #1 The night I met you. Last edited by monster-eats-pilot; 06-21-2008 at 02:32 AM..