[monster-eats-pilot]

I know abbs has done one but this is the wedding of Charlie and Kate.

Inspired by Evi and Dom to Marry?.
It isnt very good or funny

Chapter 1-The beginning of the wedding.

Jack: Oh I love weddings *eyes start to fill up* Mine was beautiful *A tear falls down his face and he drifts off into a flashback*

Charlie: Shut up Jack. I don’t want to hear about your sodding wedding this is my big day. It’s bad enough I found you sat outside my house drinking so don’t bloody annoy me anymore. Make yourself useful. Have you seen Locke he said he’d arrive early to help me sort everything out?

Jack: Huh? Oh no I haven’t seen him *sniffs* Why did you choose him? I could have been your best man dammit! *cries and takes a swig of alcohol from a bottle hidden in his beard*

Charlie: Oh bloody hell Jack don’t make me get your Dad. Look here’s Hurley with the food! Hurley you're late I was…where’s the bloody food?!

*Hurley approaches with food all around his mouth and down his clothes*

Hurley: Sorry dude the dharma van had abit of trouble *looks down at his clothes* Oh I ate most of the food driving down here. You know I can’t resist dharma food.

Charlie: Fanbloodytastic I’ve got a crying drunk and a guy who’s eaten all the guest’s food.

Hurley: Dude Dave’s here aswell don’t make him feel left out!

Charlie: Oh great I’ve got an imaginary guest aswell. Talk about bad luck.

Hurley: Don’t mention bad luck; I’m still a little edgy especially how you decided to have your wedding on the 4th of August at 15:16.

Charlie: Well all the 108 guests will remember the date and the time that way.

Hurley: Crap. The numbers are bad dude! Don’t you understand the numbers are bad!

Jack: *clearly drunk* Hurley the numbers aren’t….the numbers aren’t bad ok? There’s no such thing as what is it? Luck that’s the one *takes another swig*. There’s no such thing as luck. Trust me I’m a man of science and a um a um…

Locke *entering*: A doctor Jack. You’re a doctor.

Hurley: Dude! You made it!

Locke: Why wouldn’t I have made it Hugo?

Hurley: Ummm no reason dude *mumbles* it’s just somebody told me you were in a coffin in the future.

Locke: Sorry Hugo I didn’t cat…

Hurley: umm Charlie! I bought you a present man!

*Pulls a Virgin Mary statue out of his pants*

Locke: Hugo no!

*Locke snatches it and smashes it. Inside there’s a note saying “It’s alright I removed the drugs. Hurley didn’t know what was in it. See you in another life brother”*

Charlie: Um thanks Hurley…Anyway can we please get everything ready the guests will be arriving soon!

*everyone starts preparing the room*

Hurley: So dude why are you marrying Kate?

Charlie: Kate? What? I’m marrying Claire aren’t I?

Hurley: No dude you’re not. *points to Charlie’s fingers which now say ‘KATE’ instead of ‘FATE/LATE’

Charlie: Bloody hell!

*Jack bursts into tears*

To be continued.... [maybe ]