An advance warning: this chapter is pretty bad for jokes. There are several simply "meh" one liners, but nothing amazing.
Chapter 4
With the knowledge of their task, our heroes
Sylar: And Villians!
Yes and villians, talk with Kaito and Jacob and plan how to take down a global broadcasting company like Sky.
Kaito: Before you begin your quest you must find items that will give you your fictional skills in any other franchise you visit. Without these items you will be just personalites. My son would be a Nerd, with his item, he would be a Sword wielding, Time freezing Nerd
Jacob: Ben would be a weedy guy, and Jack would just be capable of pulling funny faces, nothing else.
Jessica: How do we know what to find?
Kaito: Simple. Clear your mind and what you seek will float to the surface
Everyone closes their eyes and makes "hmmmm" noises. After a minute or so they open their eyes.
Jack:A scapel. How predictable.
Charlie: A replica of my guitar. Time for a guitar battle!
Hiro: Kensai's Sword. He gets out his phone. Ando?
Locke: A wheelchair. Lupinbell is very twisted
Thank you John
Locke: You're Welcome
DL: A prison jumpsuit. My Name Is Earl crossover anyone?
Boone: A pen. Last time I tried this people died. As this is film land even more people bite the bullet.
Ben: [Author's note: This was going to be an underground bunker, but common sense won out.] A swan, an Orchid, A Looking Glass, A Staff and a Pearl. I hate this already
Hurley: A TV Camera. Cool
Jessica: A laptop and webcam. This isn't going where you want it Lupinbell
Worth a try.
Noah: A monocle. Oh the Irony.
Eko: I must make a new Jesus Stick. Very Well
Nathan: The Keys to the White House. Oh God. He takes another drink
Sylar: A snowglobe of NYC.
Sawyer: A suitcase of cash. How easy
Ethan: A Hawiian shirt. Can it have bloodstains
Micah: An iPhone! Awesome, Free Internets! He air fives Hiro
Alpert: A camo suit? Like I need one of those.
Danielle: A sniper scope. I have one of..... She checks her rifle No I don't. She swears. Well that would've been too easy
Peter: A nurses set of Scrubs. [See where I'm going here?]
Mohinder: Research papers on Genetics. Back to the Lab we go.
Kaito: Now you know what you must find, you need to get there. He opens a briefcase with 7 amulets in
Jacob: The are Portal Medallions. With them you can get to any point in any fictional work. As long as I know enough about it to write something
Thank you for that Lupinbell.
He looks at everyone It is vital that no-one else gets a hold of these.
Micah: What if they do?
Jacob: The consquences are too complicated to go into here, but it's very messy
Jack: OK. We split up, find the items, meet here
Nathan: Drink!
Jack: Of course. Then we kcik Sky's collective behind
Ethan: To no one in particular: ASS is coming for you Sky!
Nathan: That name really needs to be changed.
To be continued.