Yeah I thought that new ending was better. Anyway, time for:
Chapter 2
While drinking/gambling/tapping that in a Cork pub the casts of Lost and Heroes have had their lives interrputed by a stranger looking for Medical Payback (whatever that is) from John Locke.
Locke: Medical Payback? As long as there's no probes I'm OK with it. I have 1 question for you though. Why?
???: Jeremy Bentham was a great man. He influenced a hero of mine and by extension is also my hero. I'm here to
fix the fact you used his name.
Guessed who it is yet guys?
Locke: I have. And I'm ready for it Jack.
Jack: Ok. 1 thing, don't scream, it leads to awkward questions
Locke: Shaking with rage Don't tell me what I can't do! He jumps across the table at Jack, who has pulled a scalpel out of nowhere, leading to scenes of violence not suitable for a family forum
DL: I may be a Gangsta, but random violence belongs in shows like Waking the Dead, we use fighting for Self-Defence or World Domination, not petty vengence.
They ignore him, cutting, crying and shouting occurs until Eko and Bennet exchange looks. They use the telepathy that links all true Badasses to make a decision. Eko gets up and goes over to the fight.
Eko: Throws Jack to the ground, but is too slow to stop Locke landing a few AWESOME blows that shatter Jack's nose, ribs and possibly cause a Kidney to rupture.
I don't know what started this, but I am finishing it with my pure Badassery.
He lifts Locke off Jack and hold him up with one hand
Have drink, and talk it over. If there is anymore fighting you will both be thrown into a pocket Anime dimension
Bennet: To battle it out in a world of impossible Physics and overly large swords
There was an Alpert scene here, but it interrupted the flow too much. I might post it later
Locke: Who only has a single cut over his eye. Fair enough.
He looks down at Jack Had enough payback?
Jack: a bloody pulp on the floor. For now. Luckily I'm a doctor, so using the first Plot Device crossover I heal myself with RPG and FPS skills.
In a display of healing that would make Adam Monroe insaner with envy, he is standing up perfectly fine.
I can't let you die yet anyway. The story has barely started. This is just the Pilot
Charlie: Sorry mate. You just got smashed for nothing.
Jack: Great
Locke: To make up for it, I'll get the next round in. Cailtin! Same again please!
How did Locke beat Jack? Where did DL's intelligence come from? Where are all the people yet to be shown?
Now the pilot's over, will this go somewhere?
Find out next time!
I'm going to ask again, if people have any ideas please please please post them.
EDIT: I know it's short, but Chapter 3 should be pretty long to make up for it.