06-05-2008, 10:25 PM
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Oh Noes! Ma Head Asploded
Island Guardian
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A Lost/Heroes/Anything-else-I decide-to-throw-in Comedy Crossover
Here it is. The story I refer to in my sig. Just a few things before we start:- The timeline of any show featured means nothing to me. If someone's dead they will come back for this story
- I'll be updating it in maybe weekly installments
- Please leave comments and suggestions here. I'll read them all and use things I like.
- Anything goes here. I'll fit it in somehow
- DISCLAIMER: All characters belong to their respective copyright holders
- At the moment I don't have a name for this series. Post ideas for that here too.
I think that’s all, so on with the show!
Part 1: Intro
Chapter 1
Some light guitar music is playing in a pub somewhere.
Hiro: And then I stab him. Bang!
Sylar: with a puzzled expression Bang?
Hiro: Yeah bang. He Looks serious
Sylar: Whatever. The point is you didn't get my heart, so I survived to **** you all off for another season or three.
Peter: But what happens then? Remember 5 Years Later?
Sylar: Freezes Peter
Ethan: Very nice..... We should go on a murderous rampage sometime and see where it takes us ....
Sylar: Err.... No. I don't go that way
Noah Bennet: Calm down Gray. We're all friends here. He melts the ice around Peter with a flamethrower.
You don't get that yet Noah.
Noah: Yes I do. Points Flamethrower at Lupinbell
Hold on I'll check my notes..... Yeah you can have that for now
Noah: <Serious Face>
Fine. Keep it. Anyway, back to Peter.
Peter: Regenerates various burns while shouting "hot hot hot"
Sylar: Sorry Noah. I just get bored sometimes, I was meant to be someone.....
Locke: Same here. No one took me seriously
They go over to a separate table and spend the rest of the part talking about who had a better destiny
The music stops
DL: Thank God for that. I need some gangsta rap. [Author's note: I needed to have a token balck guy. I couldn't help myself. Just imagine him talking in a “gangsta” voice]
Hurley: To the guy on stage: Ignore him dude, that was good, really beautiful
Charlie: Thanks man. He leans in towards the mic. This next song is called "Running the Gauntlet of Life" He takes out a BC Rich [Google it] and takes on a Screamo voice
Jessica: This is... Interesting........
Ben: Has his arm around her I didn't know he'd play this. More Vodka? He pores several shots
Jessica: Stuff that. She drags him off screen by his shirt. X-rated scenes follow
Sawyer: Well I'll be. Bug Eyes scored. Where are my glasses? I don't believe what I'm seeing.
Nathan: You are seeing it. That or Candice has gone mad…
Mohinder: The mind boggles.
Eko: I agree. Anyway, back to the game. Flush. He lays 5 hearts I win gentlemen
Sawyer: Oh no ya don’t Rambo. 4 of kind. I win
Danielle: Watching on Don’t play cards with a con man. How can you beat them at gambling
Sawyer: You don’t sweetheart
Danielle: slaps Sawyer hard
Meanwhile on the other side of the pub…
Micah: Hey Dad! I got this cash from the machine
DL: You used your power! What have I told you about that?
Micah: Ok ok. I’ll put it back (into my account) He goes back over to the cash machine
Richard Alpert: looks over at DL.That kid of yours seems pretty special; if you want I can help him. It’s a kind of…………… Boarding School if you like
Jessica: Looks over from Ben. If you do, I’ll kill you. She goes back to ravaging Ben
The door opens.
???: I never knew Cork was so dark and wet.He looks around the pub as if looking for someone. So this is where you’ve been John!
Locke: Oh great. You’re here. 
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Isn't Matt Smith in Busted?
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No that was Matt Willis.
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 Admit it. You laughed inside.
I did have something asking you to comment my stories here, but it made me feel unclean so I took it out.
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