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Old 06-05-2008, 10:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default A Lost/Heroes/Anything-else-I decide-to-throw-in Comedy Crossover

Here it is. The story I refer to in my sig. Just a few things before we start:
  • The timeline of any show featured means nothing to me. If someone's dead they will come back for this story
  • I'll be updating it in maybe weekly installments
  • Please leave comments and suggestions here. I'll read them all and use things I like.
    • Anything goes here. I'll fit it in somehow
  • DISCLAIMER: All characters belong to their respective copyright holders
  • At the moment I don't have a name for this series. Post ideas for that here too.
I think that’s all, so on with the show!


Part 1: Intro


Chapter 1

Some light guitar music is playing in a pub somewhere.

Hiro: And then I stab him. Bang!

Sylar: with a puzzled expression Bang?

Hiro: Yeah bang. He Looks serious

Sylar: Whatever. The point is you didn't get my heart, so I survived to **** you all off for another season or three.

Peter: But what happens then? Remember 5 Years Later?

Sylar: Freezes Peter

Ethan: Very nice..... We should go on a murderous rampage sometime and see where it takes us ....

Sylar: Err.... No. I don't go that way

Noah Bennet: Calm down Gray. We're all friends here. He melts the ice around Peter with a flamethrower.

You don't get that yet Noah.

Noah: Yes I do. Points Flamethrower at Lupinbell

Hold on I'll check my notes..... Yeah you can have that for now

Noah: <Serious Face>

Fine. Keep it. Anyway, back to Peter.

Peter: Regenerates various burns while shouting "hot hot hot"

Sylar: Sorry Noah. I just get bored sometimes, I was meant to be someone.....

Locke: Same here. No one took me seriously

They go over to a separate table and spend the rest of the part talking about who had a better destiny

The music stops

DL: Thank God for that. I need some gangsta rap. [Author's note: I needed to have a token balck guy. I couldn't help myself. Just imagine him talking in a “gangsta” voice]

Hurley: To the guy on stage: Ignore him dude, that was good, really beautiful

Charlie: Thanks man. He leans in towards the mic. This next song is called "Running the Gauntlet of Life" He takes out a BC Rich [Google it] and takes on a Screamo voice

Jessica: This is... Interesting........

Ben: Has his arm around her I didn't know he'd play this. More Vodka? He pores several shots

Jessica: Stuff that. She drags him off screen by his shirt. X-rated scenes follow

Sawyer: Well I'll be. Bug Eyes scored. Where are my glasses? I don't believe what I'm seeing.

Nathan: You are seeing it. That or Candice has gone mad…

Mohinder: The mind boggles.

Eko: I agree. Anyway, back to the game. Flush. He lays 5 hearts I win gentlemen

Sawyer: Oh no ya don’t Rambo. 4 of kind. I win

Danielle: Watching on Don’t play cards with a con man. How can you beat them at gambling

Sawyer: You don’t sweetheart

Danielle: slaps Sawyer hard

Meanwhile on the other side of the pub…

Micah: Hey Dad! I got this cash from the machine

DL: You used your power! What have I told you about that?

Micah: Ok ok. I’ll put it back (into my account) He goes back over to the cash machine

Richard Alpert: looks over at DL.That kid of yours seems pretty special; if you want I can help him. It’s a kind of…………… Boarding School if you like

Jessica: Looks over from Ben. If you do, I’ll kill you. She goes back to ravaging Ben

The door opens.

???: I never knew Cork was so dark and wet.He looks around the pub as if looking for someone. So this is where you’ve been John!

Locke: Oh great. You’re here.
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