[The_abbott]

Thank guys - and now the part 4 of 5 parts. Will Jack and Kate tie a knot? Will they get hitched up? Will they get married? Who knows? Who cares?


*Jack starts to cry as he sees his bride walking up the isle*

Hurley: Dude, Jack...she doesn't look that bad. I've seen much worse.

Sayid: When would that have been Hurley?

*Hurley does the shifty eyes thing*

Daniel: Mmmm erm.. shes's 0.8 seconds earlier then I predicted

Charlotte: Will you put that away Daniel

Bernard: Do you think she knows he likes her?

Rose: Of course. Women know everything Burn-nard. Like you addiction to cholorineform

Bernard: Wha?

Rose: I know everything Burn-nard

*Bernard quickly sticks a cloth over Rose's mouth and she passes out*

Bernard: Phew! *wipes brow with the same cloth and knocks himself out by accident*

*Kate has meanwhile made it up the isle after falling over twice in the process*

Kate: I'm such a clux he he he

Jack: Can we just get on with it?

Vote for you fav ending to Lost - there will be 3 alternative endings:


Ending 1

Vicar: blar blar blar blar is there anybody in this room that thinks these two should not be married please speak now or blar blar blar.

Sayid: Jacque..are you sure you want to go through with this? There is no going back?

Jack: I can handle it Sayeed

*Desmond enters*

Desmond: Penny

*Penny is sitting in the pews*

Penny: Desmond

Desmond: Penny!

Penny: Desmond

Desmondf: Penny!

Penny: Desmond

Desmond/Penny: I love you

Kate: Hey do you mind this is MY wedding

Charles: Desmond

Hurley: Dude its Jim Robinson!

Charles: Look, why do you think I want to find this bloody island? So I can finally get away from people calling me Jim!

Kate: Excuse me...hello...its MY wedding

*Ben appears again*

Ben: Charles, seems my search for Penny is at an end

Kate: Can you PLEASE take this outside.

Charles: Mr Keemy!

*Keemy runs in with his machine gun and fires bullets around the room 16 of them hit Jack square in the chest*


Kate: Jack

Jack: I'm OK, they hit me in my appendix.....oh but the other 15 hit me in the heart *Dies*

Kate: nooooooooo! Kill me...do it...I can't live without Sawyer...KILL ME!
*Keemy fires bullet into her head*

Keemy: If you insist.

Locke: Can I help you Mr Keemy?

Keemy: no - *shoots Locke dead*

Ben: Your never catch me...mahahahahahaa...why is the box not working

*Keemy kills Ben*

Christian: You can't kill me. I'm already dead

*Keemy shoots him and he falls dead*

Christian: Bummer, they never said you can die twice

Sayid: no no no no. You have this all wrong. You hold the gun like this, then shoot

Keemy: like this? *Shoots Sayid*

Sayid: Much better *dies*

*Keemy looks around everybody is dead including Widmore, Ben, Locke, Jack, everybody*

Keemy: My work here is done Jacob *leaves church*

*Bernard wakes up*

Bernard: aww crap what did I miss?



Ending 2 and 3 going soon....