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The_abbott · 05-12-2008, 05:36 PM

Part 1

This is a fictional story of Jack and Kate's wedding. It is in noway a spoiler...well I hope not.

Jack is standing ready for his lovely beautiful bride..well actually he couldn't find one so hes marrying Kate instead.

Christian: You nervous?

Jack: Dad? Why are you here?

Christian: I'm not really here...I travelled using the box

*Locke's ears prick*

Locke: You mean Ben's magic box?

Christian: no, my coffin. Its just around the corner. Jack still hasn't got around to burying me

Jack: yeah sorry dad but I've been kinda busy

*Hurley is on door duty as the guest arrive. a flock of sheep enter*

Hurley: You with the bride or groom?

Sheep: Baaarrrrrrrrrr!

Hurley: Oh right, your in here for the Shepperds.

*a drunk tramp enters*

Drunk: I'm witttthhh...wiv the...erm....

Hurley: Yeah the groom's area is this side

*Swampy enters*

Swampy: I'm the brides long lost twin brother

Hurley: Dude thats sooooo like awesome

*Jack sees Sayid tampering with the Altar*

Jack: Sayeed? What you doing?

Sayid: Jacque, I heard this needed altering.

Jack: No thats the altar

Sayid: and what purpose would it need altering?

Jack: It doesn't now just sit down *gets a bit red faced*

Sayid: Are you feeling OK Jack?

Jack: I'm fine...JUST SIT!

*Then Ben magically appears*

Ben: Am I late?

Locke: no, your just in time

Ben: A good turn out for a funeral

Locke Funeral? Your mistaken. This is Jack's wedding

Ben: Wedding? Dammit I have the wrong year

Hurley: urrr dude, arn't you meant to be like erm, walking Kate up the isle?

Locke: I'm just on my way to do that Hugo, until Ben here tells me I'm here for a funeral

Hurley: Ben?

Locke: Yes he...*Ben has gone* He was standing RIGHT HERE Hugo

Hurley: of course he was dude. Hey here are my mates!!

*Locke seems nobody enter*

Locke: I dn't see anybody

Hurley: You must be blind dude, theres Charlie, Dave, Libby

*Juliet enters*

Juliet: I'm here for the groom

Hurley: oh that side Juliet

Juliet: no thats not what I mean Hurley, Jack...hes mine. I'm not letting that rat faced banana tree have him.

*In a nearby car Kate, looking exceedingly pretty, is having cold feet*

Sun: Maybe you should have worn some shoes and then your feet won't be so cold

To be continued....

05-12-2008, 05:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
The_abbott SHANNON'S BACK SCRUB Island Believer Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Shannon's Bikini Fave Character: Shannon Lost Item: Sonic Fence Posts: 7,652 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	The Wedding - Jack Shepperd and Kate "Monica" Austin Part 1 This is a fictional story of Jack and Kate's wedding. It is in noway a spoiler...well I hope not. Jack is standing ready for his lovely beautiful bride..well actually he couldn't find one so hes marrying Kate instead. Christian: You nervous? Jack: Dad? Why are you here? Christian: I'm not really here...I travelled using the box Locke's ears prick Locke: You mean Ben's magic box? Christian: no, my coffin. Its just around the corner. Jack still hasn't got around to burying me Jack: yeah sorry dad but I've been kinda busy Hurley is on door duty as the guest arrive. a flock of sheep enter Hurley: You with the bride or groom? Sheep: Baaarrrrrrrrrr! Hurley: Oh right, your in here for the Shepperds. a drunk tramp enters Drunk: I'm witttthhh...wiv the...erm.... Hurley: Yeah the groom's area is this side Swampy enters Swampy: I'm the brides long lost twin brother Hurley: Dude thats sooooo like awesome Jack sees Sayid tampering with the Altar Jack: Sayeed? What you doing? Sayid: Jacque, I heard this needed altering. Jack: No thats the altar Sayid: and what purpose would it need altering? Jack: It doesn't now just sit down gets a bit red faced Sayid: Are you feeling OK Jack? Jack: I'm fine...JUST SIT! Then Ben magically appears Ben: Am I late? Locke: no, your just in time Ben: A good turn out for a funeral Locke Funeral? Your mistaken. This is Jack's wedding Ben: Wedding? Dammit I have the wrong year Hurley: urrr dude, arn't you meant to be like erm, walking Kate up the isle? Locke: I'm just on my way to do that Hugo, until Ben here tells me I'm here for a funeral Hurley: Ben? Locke: Yes he...Ben has gone He was standing RIGHT HERE Hugo Hurley: of course he was dude. Hey here are my mates!! Locke seems nobody enter Locke: I dn't see anybody Hurley: You must be blind dude, theres Charlie, Dave, Libby Juliet enters Juliet: I'm here for the groom Hurley: oh that side Juliet Juliet: no thats not what I mean Hurley, Jack...hes mine. I'm not letting that rat faced banana tree have him. In a nearby car Kate, looking exceedingly pretty, is having cold feet Sun: Maybe you should have worn some shoes and then your feet won't be so cold To be continued.... __________________ 0 Days to I'm on 6 months LC sabbatical Shannon's 'body'guard Winner of the Joke thread battle with FBF Winner of the DINNER is the evening meal thread FACT = Kate put the "ate" in "Hate"